USA: NEW ANTHEMS DECLARED

THIS SHALL BE THE NEW PRIMARY ANTHEM OF THE UNITED STATE, IN AMERICA:



(arranged by Ry Cooder, one of the guitarists on the track
lousy production by Richard Perry & Kike Krasnow)


GROWN SO UGLY

By Robert Pete Williams

I got up this morning
I put on my shoes
I tied my shoes
I washed my face
I went to the mirror
For to comb my head

I made a move
Didn't know what to do
I stepped away forward
Got to break and run

Baby, this ain't me
Baby, this ain't me

Got so ugly
I don't even know myself

I left Angola, 1964
Go walking down my street
Knocked on my baby's door
My baby come out
She ask me who I am
And I say, "Honey, don't you know your man?"
She say, "My man's been gone, since 19uh42,
And I'll tell you, Mr Ugly,
He didn't look like you!"

Oh baby!
Oh baby!
Baby, this ain't me
Baby, this ain't me

Got so ugly
I don't even know myself



THIS ALTERNATE ANTHEM SHALL BE SUNG AND PLAYED AT COLLEGE CEREMONIES AND SIMILAR SPORTING EVENTS:



BOBBY BROWN (GOES DOWN)

By Frank Zappa

Hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown.
They say I'm the cutest boy in town.
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney,
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney.

Here I am, at a famous school.
I'm dressing sharp, and I'm acting cool.
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper;
Let her do all the work, and maybe later I'll rape her.

O "god" I AM the American dream !
I do not think I'm too extreme.
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch.
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job....

Women's liberation
Came creeping all across the nation.
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie.

She made a little speech then.
She tried to make me say "when".
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick.
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick.

O "god" I AM the American dream !
But now I smell like vaseline.
I'm a miserable son of a bitch;
Am I a boy or a lady? I don't know which.

I wonder, wonder...I wonder, wonder....

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit.
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute.
Got a job doing radio promo,
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo.

Eventually me and a friend
Sort of drifted along into S&M.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower.

Oh "god" I AM the American dream !
With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream.
And I'll do anything to get ahead.
I lay awake nights, saying, "Thank you, Fred"

O "god" O "god" I AM so fantastic !
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic.
And my name is Bobby Brown.
Watch me now, I'm going down.

And my name is Bobby Brown.
Watch me now, I'm going down.
And my name is Bobby Brown.
Watch me now I´m going down.



ANY FEMALES WHO REFUSE TO SING THESE ANTHEMS SHALL BE CONVICTED OF SEXISM AND HETEROSEXISM

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