UDON うどん

UDON うどん

Udon 饂飩/うどん: Thick wheat-flour noodles.

Kake Udon かけうどん (in Kantō) / Su Udon 素うどん (in Kansai): Noodles in a hot broth (dashi), usually just topped with thinly sliced green onions; sometimes with a slice of kamaboko (half-moon shaped fishcake).

Bukkake Udon ぶっかけうどん: Cold noodles with a bit of strong broth, garnished with toppings such as grated daikon, sudachi, and green onions. (Ontama

Ontama Mentaiko Bukkake Udon 御玉明太子ぶっかけうどん: Noodles with topped with ontama and mentaiko butter. Ontama is half-boiled egg. Mentaiko is cod roe blended with butter and chilli. Very little soup is ladled in, so it's more like a wet sauce noodle dish than a soup. The mentaiko creats a rich creamy sauce with a very strong butter taste.

Kama-Age Udon 釜あげうどん: Hot noodles served in a communal hot-pot with hot water, accompanied by a hot dipping sauce of dashi and soy sauce.

Kama-Tama Udon 釜玉うどん: Kama-age noodles topped with a raw egg and some soy sauce.

Shouyu Udon 醤油うどん ("Soy-Sauce Udon"): Chilled noodles topped with soy sauce and some garnishes.

Zaru Udon ざるうどん: Chilled noodles topped with shredded nori and served on a zaru (笊), a sieve-like bamboo tray. Served with tsuyu-dashi, a chilled dipping sauce, usually a strong mixture of dashi, mirin, and shoyu. Eaten with wasabi or grated ginger.

Kitsune Udon 狐うどん ("Fox Udon"):: Noodles topped with abura-age (sweetened deep-fried tofu pockets).

Tempura Udon 天ぷら: Noodles topped with tempura, especially prawn, or kakiage, a type of mixed tempura fritter.

Tanuki Udon 狸うどん ("Raccoon-Dog Udon") (in Kantō) / Haikara Udon はいからうどん (in Kansai): Noodles topped with tenkasu 天かす ("tempura refuse"), are crunchy bits of deep fried flour-batter. Tenkasu is also called agedama 揚げ玉 ("fried balls"). According to the NHK Broadcasting Culture Research Institute, in 2003, 68% of Japanese called it tenkasu and 29% called it agedama. The use of the word tenkasu is more common in western Japan, and agedama is more common in eastern Japan.

Tsukimi Udon 月見うどん ("Moon-Viewing Udon"): Noodles topped with raw egg, which poaches in the hot soup.

Wakame Udon わかめうどん: Noodles topped with wakame, a dark-green seaweed.

Karē Udon カレーうどん ("Curry Udon"): Udon in a curry-flavoured soup which may also include meat or vegetables.

Chikara Udon 力うどん ("Power Udon"): Noodles topped with toasted mochi (rice cakes).

Sutamina Udon スタミナうどん (Stamina Udon): Udon with various hearty ingredients, usually including meat, a raw egg, and vegetables.

Nabeyaki Udon 鍋焼うどん: Udon hot-pot, with seafood and vegetables cooked in a nabe (clay or cast-iron pot). The most common ingredients are tempura shrimp and mushrooms, with an egg cracked on top.

Udon-Suki うどん好き / Okonomi no Udon お好みのうどん ("Udon As You Like It"): Nabemono 鍋物/なべ物 with udon and various ingredients, such as hamo (conger eel), Hamaguri clams, tiger shrimp, squid, salmon, pork, chicken, tofu, shiitake, negi (various onions or leeks), etc.

Yaki-Udon 焼うどん ("Fried Udon"): Stir-fried udon in a soy-based sauce, prepared in a similar manner to yakisoba -- noodles stir-fried with bite-sized pork, and vegetables (usually cabbage, onions or carrots), and flavored with yakisoba sauce (a sweetened, thickened variant of Worcestershire sauce), salt and pepper. It is served with a multitude of garnishes, such as aonori (seaweed powder), beni shoga (shredded pickled ginger), katsuobushi (fish flakes), and mayonnaise. (N.B., Yakisoba is not actually made from soba (buckwheat noodles), but with steamed Chinese-style ramen.)

Miso-nikomi Udon 味噌煮込みうどん: hard udon simmered in red miso soup. The soup generally contains chicken, a floating cracked raw egg that is stirred in by the eater, kamaboko, vegetables and tubers. The noodles are extremely firm in order to stand up to the prolonged simmering in the soup; additionally, the noodles do not contain salt, so as to avoid over-salting from the salt in the miso.

Houtou Udon 餺飥うどん: A local dish of Yamanashi Prefecture, made by stewing flat udon noodles and vegetables (particularly kabocha, a Japanese squash) in miso soup. Locals do not consider it to be an udon dish, because the dough is prepared flat and wide, in the style of dumplings.

Sanuki Udon 讃岐うどん: A noodle soup popular in Kagawa Prefecture, particularly for special occasions. The main ingredients are thick udon noodles served al dente in a broth of tuna and kelp. Sanuki Province is the previous name of Kagawa Prefecture.

Kijōyu Udon きじょーゆうどん: Chilled noodles served in a cold soup of raw (unpasteurized) soy sauce and sudachi (a type of citrus) juice, sometimes with a bit of grated daikon or ginger, and topped with thinly sliced green onions. Traditional in Sanuki homes.

Oroshi Udon おろしうどん: Udon topped with grated daikon radish, thinly sliced green onions, and spices, seasoned with soy sauce.

Kishimen 棊子麺: Soup with flat udon. From Nagoya.

Biei Curry Udon 美瑛カレーうどん: A curry udon from Biei, in Hokkaido.

Inaniwa Udon 稲庭うどん: Made with thin noodles. From Akita Prefecture.

Ise Udon 伊勢うどん: Soft noodles, usually eaten with a black sauce, from Ise, in Mie.

Hakata Udon 博多うどん: Made with thick, soft noodles. From Fukuoka.

Dango-Jiru 団子汁: Nominally a "dumpling soup". It resembles very thick, flat udon. Similar to Hohtoh. From Ōita Prefecture.

Okinawa Soba 沖縄そば ("Suba" in Okinawan): Noodles made by adding some vegetal ash to the flour -- similar to how ramen is made -- but shaped more like udon.

(There is a dish called "udon" in Palau, which was formerly adminstered by Japan. The broth is soy sauce–based like Japanese udon; however, as there are many immigrants from Okinawa, it uses less broth, like Okinawa soba. Spaghetti or linguine is often substituted for udon.)

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Udon Dishes by Temperature

Atsu-atsu あつあつ: Hot noodles, hot broth (= kake-udon).

Hiya-atsu ひやあつ: Cold noodles, hot broth.

Hiya-hiya ひやひや: Cold noodles, cold broth.

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Dashi, Garnishes & Toppings

Udon is usually topped with thinly chopped scallions.

A thin slice of kamaboko (a halfmoon-shaped fish cake) is often added.

Shichimi ("seven flavours", a spicy powder) can be added.

The flavor of broth and topping vary from region to region.

Usually, dark brown broth, made from dark soy sauce (koikuchi shōyu) is used in eastern Japan, and light brown broth, made from light soy sauce (usukuchi shōyu) is used in western Japan.

Homemade dashi is made from sun-dried kombu and fushi, commonly seasoned with soy sauce, mirin (sweet rice wine), salt and sugar. Kombu is a kind of kelp. Fushi is a fermented food made by boiling, roasting, drying and then repeatedly molding fish (usually bonito; also can be made from mackerel, Atlantic red herring and tuna). Since there are different kinds of kombu and fushi, they can be combined to produce different tastes.

How to Make Dashi

Put plenty of kombu in water and simmer it for about 40 minutes. Remove the kombu after its flavor is fully dissolved in the water. Put flakes of fushi in the water. Immediately after the water is boiled, turn off the heat and strain the water through a piece of cloth. Too much boiling impairs the flavor. Add soy sauce, mirin (sweet rice wine) and other seasonings to produce a milder taste.

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Some Quality Udon Restaurants in Tokyo (menus hyperlinked)

Taniya 谷や: Chuo-ku, Nihonbashi Ningyocho 2-15-17 (03-5695-3060). Handmade Sanuki udon noodles. Near the Suitengumae temple.

Sato Yosuke 佐藤養助: Chuo-ku, Ginza 6-4-17 (03-6215-6211). Inaniwa udon from Akita-sstyle thin noodles. Owned by "Sato Yosuke", a 7th-generation shop in Akita. Also serves suke-men noodles, which can be dipped in Italian, French, or Thai-curry broths.

Nanakura 七蔵: Minato-ku, Shinbashi 2-20-15, Shinbashi Eki-mae Bldg. 1 Go, 2F (03-3571-5012). In the basement of a building in front of Shinbashi station. A popular dish is cold noodles served with a hot sesame dipping broth made from katsuo-bushi broth with minced duck and seasonal ingredients.

Misonikomin 味噌煮込罠: Bunkyo-ku, Hongo 3-31-15 (03-3812-2286). Serves Nagoya udon (with hatcho miso dashi).

Kushi Katsu Kasu Udon Tanaka 串カツかすうどん田中: Meguro-ku, Kami-Meguro 2-21-4 (03-6426-8866). Serves Osaka udon.

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Doutonbori Imai 道頓堀今井 is a famous Osaka udon restaurant. Osaka-shi, Chuo-ku, Dotombori 1-7-22 (06-6211-0319)

Hanamaru Udon 讃岐うどん is a nationwide self-service style udon chain restaurant in Japan where customers can create your own udon dish. The cheapest dish, a small-sized kake udon, is 105 yen. There are Hanamaru Udon restaurants in Chengdu and Shanghai.


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Старац Тадеј Витовнички

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Старац Тадеј Штрбуловић, игуман манастира Витовница.

Господе Исусе Христе, Сине Божји, помилуј ме грешног.


Signore Gesù Cristo, Figlio di Dio, abbi pietà di me, peccatore.

Herr Jesus Christus, Sohn Gottes, hab Erbarmen mit mir.

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.




Lyrics: Simplicio Pascua Bisa (Author of "Lahing Kayumanggi at Diwa ng Lahi" ("Brown Race and Essence of Race"))

Music: Acel Bisa - van Ommen

Bukas ay may bagong araw
Na sisikat na bahagya ang ningning
Kahit ang ulap nagpapakulimlim
Pilit sumisilip ang gintong liwanag
Naghihintay, nagaabang
Sa likod ng tabing

Pakiusap sa'yo kung susulyap ka man
At kahit minsan
Sana'y may ngiting para sa akin
Pakiusap sa'yo kung lilingon ka man
May awit ng pag'ibig
Na hatid ng hangin

Tulad ng ngiti mong matipid sumilay
Pilit sumisilip paminsan minsan
Hindi man malimit, hindi man palagi
Pagka't ang ngiti mong sumilay sa labi
Ay tulad ng ngiti ng araw
Sa likod ng ulap

Pakiusap sa'yo kung susulyap ka man
At kahit minsan
Sana'y may ngiting para sa akin
Pakiusap sa'yo kung lilingon ka man
May awit ng pag'ibig
Na hatid ng hangin



Kitchie Nadal

May gusto ka bang sabihin
Ba't di mapakali
Ni hindi makatingin

Sana'y wag mo na 'tong palipasin
At subukang lutasin
Sa mga isinabi mo na
Ibang nararapat sa akin
Na tunay kong mamahalin

Ohhhhh, wag na wag mong sasabihin
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Ibigay kahit pa kalayaan mo

Ano man ang naakala
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Di ko man ito ipakita
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Na tunay kong mamahalin

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At sa gabi
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At sa umaga
Ang hangin na hahaplos sayo

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Ibigay kahit pa kalayaan mo



Ewan ko ba kung bakit type kita
Di ka naman guwapo
Kahit malabo ang pagpili ko
T.L. ako sa'yo

Panay kantiyaw pa nga ng utol ko
Dehins ka raw bagay sa kagandahan ko
Malabo nga ba raw ang mata ko
At na-T.L. ako

Kalyeng liko-liko ang takbo ng isip ko
Sabi ng lolo may toyo ang utak ko
Sabi ng lola ay humanap ng iba
May porma't mayaman, T.L. wala naman

Ewan ko ba kung bakit type kita
Di ka naman guwapo
Kahit malabo ang pagpili ko
T.L. ako sa'yo

Kalyeng liko-liko ang takbo ng isip ko
Sabi ng lolo may toyo ang utak ko
Sabi ng lola ay humanap ng iba
May porma't mayaman, T.L. wala naman

Ewan ko ba kung bakit type kita
Di ka naman guwapo
Kahit malabo ang pagpili ko
T.L. ako sa'yo

T.L. ako sa'yo
Ikaw ang true love ko

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Downtown I found myself calling in my very own white-washed breathing space dialling the telephone night time morning sun out of place in our home. Sooner or later maybe we can suit up people on a table flipping on the pages just a little bit ahead of us cover all my windows. Downtown I found myself calling in my very own white-washed breathing space dialling the telephone night time morning sun out of place in our home. Sooner or later maybe we can suit up people on a table flipping on the pages just a little bit ahead of us cover all my windows. Do you need to take my youth to get the know-how to turn it well? Forty days fortnights all we have every little often so take my hand to help you learn to turn it well baby maybe we could really turn it well. Take them frames off turn your head say it when my left ear needs it no girl can resist it don't you hesitate. Sea eyes baby you can turn it well. Do you need to change my youth to get the know how to turn it well? Maybe we can suit up and leave the photos home and I'll walk you through the woods crossing fingers. We can suit up and leave the photos home and I'll walk you through the woods crossing fingers. We can suit up and leave the photos home and I'll walk you through the woods crossing fingers. We can suit up and leave the photos home and I'll walk you through the woods crossing fingers. We can suit up and leave the photos home and I’ll walk you through the woods crossing fingers.


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Kike Rita Levi-Montalcini Italian Senator-for-Life

She survived The LOL0co$t, but, sadly, she didn't discover the secret of immortality.

Kike Rita Levi-Montalcini (1909 - 2012.12.30) was a neurologist who, together with Kike Stanley Cohen, received the 1986 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine for their discovery of nerve growth factor (NGF).


"She graduated summa cum laude from the University of Turin medical school in 1936 — just in time to have her career plans thwarted by Italian dictator Benito Mussolini’s decree banning Jews from academic study or work as a professional. Rather than flee, her family decided to stay in Italy and find work that would not involve associating with outsiders.

"In her bedroom laboratory, Levi-Montalcini took up the study of what makes cells grow and what makes them die. With the outbreak of World War II, she and her family were forced from their home by bombing, but Levi-Montalcini carried on her work in a country cottage until going underground when the Nazis invaded Italy. When her part of Italy was liberated by the Allies, she served as a doctor in a refugee camp, helping to fight typhus and other diseases."

It's a pity she hadn't gone to work at any of the German concentration camps where many Kikes died due to typhus infestations brought on by the harsh living conditions Germans were forced to put up with due to the United Kingdom and France declaring war on Germany.

The Kike Levi-Montalcini spent The Kike's Second World War conducting experiments on the growth of nerve fibers in chicken embryos. She described this experience decades later in the 1997 movie Death by Design/The Life and Times of Life and Times (dir. Kike Peter Friedman). The movie focuses on cytology, with an emphasis on The Kike's materialist obsession with cell death and aging. It features featuring Kike Rita Levi-Montalcini, Kike Paola Levi-Montalcini, Kike Martin Raff, Polly Matzinger (who co-authored with her Afghan hound, Galadriel Mirkwood, a paper published in Journal of Experimental Medicine), Kike Pierre Goldstein, Cynthia Kenyon (co-winner, with Kike Gary Ruvkun, of the Kikestani Dan David Future Prize), Kike Michael R. Rose, Judith Campisi, Elizabeth Blackburn and Leonard Hayflick. The documentary is notable for incorporating animation, photomicrography, and numerous scenes from old Hollyjewed kike-movies and stock footage, including numerous Busby Berkley choreographed dance scenes. The opening scenes feature clips from the kike sci-fi movie It Came From Outer Space (dir. Jack Arnold Waks, who went on to direct Boss Nigger and Gilligan's Island), and Kike Neil Sedaka performing "Calendar Girl" (lyrics: "February: You're my little Valentine. March: I'm gonna march you down the aisle. April: You're the Easter Bunny when you smile. ... September: Light the candles at your Sweet Sixteen. October: Romeo and Juliet on Hallowe'en. November: I'll give thanks that you belong to me. December: You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree.")

The Kike Levi-Montalcini's first genetics laboratory was in her bedroom at her home. In 1943, her family fled south to Florence, and she set up a laboratory there also. Her family returned to Turin in 1945.

In September 1946, Levi-Montalcini accepted an invitation to Washington University in St. Louis. Although the initial invitation was for one semester, she stayed for thirty years.

From 2001 until her death she also served in the Italian Senate as a Senator for Life (appointed by Italian President Carlo Azeglio Ciampi).

In 1968, she was elected to the United States National Academy of Sciences. In 1983, she was awarded the Louisa Gross Horwitz Prize from Columbia University.

The Kike Levi-Montalcini was frequently "insulted" by "center-right" senators (such as Francesco Storace, who was forced to resign because of a scandal involving his competition with Mussolini over leadership of "The Italian Right"), and by "far-right" bloggers, for her "Jewish origins".

On 2010.01.17 she was present in Rome's main synagogue, during the official visit of The Kike's whore, Pope Benedict XVI.

She was a member of the Pontifical Academy of Sciences.

Her brother Gino Levi-Montalcini was one of the most well known Italian architects, and a professor at the University of Turin. Her twin sister, Paola Levi-Montalcini, was a popular artist.

In 2009 she was feted with a 100th birthday party at Rome's city hall.

The Mayor of Rome, Gianni Alemanno, stated that her death is a great loss "for all of humanity".

Vatican spokesman Federico Lombardi praised Levi-Montalcini's civil and moral efforts, saying she was an "inspiring" example for Italy and the world.

Kike Rita Levi-Montalcini Wired Italia 2009.01


Boss Nigger and Amos, two Negro bounty hunters, ride into a small Western town in pursuit of Jed Clayton, a White outlaw.

When they discover that the town has no sheriff, Boss Nigger takes that position, after outsmarting the cowardly white mayor. As sheriff, "Boss Nigger" kills several outlaws who work for Jed.

Mayor Griffin tries to rape Clara Mae, a Negress, but she is saved by Boss Nigger, with whom she falls in love.

Boss Nigger soon meets Miss Pruita, a White schoolteacher, who also falls in love with him.

Miss Ptuita is played by Steve McQueen and Elvis Presley's ex-gf, Barbara Leigh. Mzzz Leigh, who had just starrred in Kike Staphanie Rothman's Terminal Island. (The Kike Rothman studied Sociology at UC Berkeley, and was the first female to be awarded The Kike's Directors Guild of America fellowship. She also wrote and directed The Student Nurses and The Velvet Vampire, and directed Group Marriage and The Working Girls.) Leigh's final acting role was in Mistress of the Apes. In her "kiss 'n' tell" memoir, The King, McQueen, and The Love Machine, she recounts for a breathless world her romances with Elvis, McQueen and Jim Aubrey. Since the late 90s, she has served as an Assistant Photo Editor for Playboy Magazine.

Jed and his outlaws tie Boss Nigger to a pole. Jed tells Boss Nigger that he will die a slow and painful death. However, Amos and Clara Mae help Boss Nigger escape.

Jed tries to rape Clara Mae, but she rejects him, so he shoots her dead.

A shootout occurs between Jed and his men and Boss Nigger and his allies. Jed and Boss Nigger have a face off, ending with Boss Nigger finally killing the White outlaw. However, Boss Nigger is then shot by cowardly Mayor Griffin.

Boss Nigger kisses Miss Pruit goodbye, and then rides off into the sunset with Amos.

Vincent Canby, in The Kike's New York Times, described Boss Nigger as "a pleasant surprise if you stumble upon it without warning." Canby concluded that, "Most black Westerns either ignore race or make it the fundamental point of the movie. Boss Nigger somehow manages to do both quite successfully."

Boss Nigger was released in some areas under the title The Boss or The Black Bounty Killer. A DVD of Boss Nigger, re-titled Boss, was released in 2008, which is weird since the main character is Boss Nigger.




From an interview with Jon Konrath at The Kike's ANUS (American Nihilist Underground Society):

  • "There's less of a Jewish presence in politics [than a Christian presence], although you see it here in New York."
  • "It's refreshing to go from Indiana, which is 107% fundamentalist Christian, to New York City, where there are enough Jews that a fundie probably couldn't run for office without some flak."
  • "Christianity has sought to grow by being a very inclusionary religon. That means if you aren't Christian, you can always be saved and sign on the dotted line and give us money and all will be well. That's why if you sat in a bus station in Indianapolis on the average Tuesday, someone is going to try to convert you to Christianity about every twenty minutes. And that's why Christianity is such a basic, dumbed-down religion, with very little orthodoxy. There aren't a lot of rules to learn or classes to take (unless you're Catholic) [NB: about 3/4 of Christians in the world are either Roman Catholic or Orthodox] and you can even get an illustrated kiddie bible to read if the King James is too tough for you. Everyone's invited, and that's why their numbers grow."
  • "I see Judaism as a very exclusionary religion. Jewish singles are taught to date only partners who are also Jewish. It's very hard to convert to Judaism. It's all protected by a very complicated and orthodox system of language, rules, calendar, holiday, diet, and everything else. But that means it's kept pure."

From The Kike's ANUS:
  • Herzl founded Zionism to solve an age-old problem: Anti-Semitism, or hatred of Jews, the Jewish religion and culture, or people descended from the Jewish lines. [...] Theodor Herzl was, like most true visionaries, far ahead of his time. In his heart was love for his people and his adoptive cultures, and a deeply ingrained pragmatism that allowed him to not think of how much anti-Semitism scared him, but to look at it as we would a lab experiment. What causes it? How do I remove that cause? Right now, Jews are a target of the left because Jews tend to be smarter and wealthier than many of their host nations.
  • If you want to destroy Jews, force them to accept Palestinians living next to them.
  • Your choice of Holocausts. Take your pick: 1. Obvious. A bunch of Nazis and their inflammatory leader rail against you, blame problems on you, call for your extermination, and then begin a slow encroachment on you with laws that scream out YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE. Eventually, they invade the rest of Europe and help local populations enslave you. The disadvantage of this is that it is brutal, but the advantage is that you can see it coming from miles away, which is why the net contribution of Hitler to Jewishness was (a) an increased awareness of the need for Jewish nationalism a.k.a. Zionism and (b) a giant IQ filter that slaughtered off the stupid, oblivious, insane and impoverished Jews while sending the wealthy and intelligent to America, the UK and Israel. 2. Cryptic. Everyone talks about tolerance, peace, love and keeping you alive UNTIL it is discovered that you are (a) rich and (b) having a bad relationship with your neighbors, who happen to be brown, e.g. objects of pity and symbols of altruism for those in the West. Suddenly, you are the Nazis in their minds, and they will not stop at anything short of forcing Israel into compromising positions, while discriminating against Jews at home. -- You think I'm full of it? It's what happened in the Soviet Union. Lenin and Trotsky were Jewish; 40% of the Soviet high command were Jewish. A few years later, they were all gone, many dead. The social fashion that is liberalism shifted against them once they were seen to be a privileged population, e.g. a successful one. The same thing has been noticed in the West. Liberal resentment knows no bounds. It has one agenda: equality, by punishing the successful and giving to the unsuccessful. Reversal of evolution. Decay. That's all. Jewish voters have figured out the obvious: THEY HATE US. They have realized that while Hitler was a hateful goon, he was at least an honest one. Not so with liberals. Smile, stab in back. Repeat. And they do it all with a justification: "Well, if Jews are rich, and Palestinians are brown, then the Jews must have oppressed dem Palestinians!" [...] All nationalists should stand with Israel and the Jewish people. Defend them against this slow but certain indirect genocide. Support them in their quest for a nationalist state. The rights we want are the rights they want and we can help each other.


I listen to a lot of metal. We’re talking about a huge collection of extreme metal, from rare import CDs and unreleased demo tapes from Dismember, Cradle of Filth, and Anal Cunt, to more underground stuff like Inverted Bitch Fister and Nuclear Winter. I also dig the classics: Hendrix, ‘Zeppelin, ‘Sabbath, and ‘Priest. But I also listen to and enjoy a lot of music that, by all other standards, sucks. I mean, owning one Journey album could be written off as a fluke. Having a couple of Blue Oyster Cult discs laying around is pretty questionable. But having every Mariah Carey album released to date, and not only that, but having all of the imports, the remixes, the 12” DJ wax, the Glitter soundtrack, and knowing the words to all of the songs, well that’s a stomping offense in some circles. From the first Winger album, to the Grim Reaper discography, and all of the Chick Corea Elektric Band CDs, a lot of my music collection is kept under wraps, especially when dealing with extremely straight-and-narrow metal dorks who think not being “true” or “supporting the scene” are much worse offenses than living their entire lives in their mom’s basement.

Another secret that not many people know about me is that I spend a lot of time hanging out with Richard Nixon. I don’t mean I know some other dude named Dick Nixon, or that I read his books, or watch that horrible movie where Hannibal Lechter plays him; I mean I actually party with Richard Milhous Nixon, 37th President, 36th Vice-President, and a huge fan of grindcore and death metal. And yes, he’s still alive. The whole cerebrovascular blood clot death thing in 1994 was an elaborate ruse created by one of Clinton’s stooges to draw heat from an intern sex scandal that got buried by the funeral news.

Tricky Dick is still rockin’ out, hanging out in a two-bedroom condo in Hoboken, doing some minor mob boss enforcement work in Jersey, and working on his fan tribute site to the movie Point Break, one of his favorite flicks. “I love that shit,” he told me, “especially since The Fast and the Furious totally ripped it off, but it had some great car chases, and there’s a scene where you can totally see side tit on Jordana Brewster, which is pretty hot. Also sometimes I like to wear one of those Nixon masks like the bank robber, because that’s a freaky little bit of irony for you to wrap your head around.”

Every now and then, Dick swings by my pad to chill out with me. I hooked up with him years ago when I was trying to unload some Ronnie James Dio tickets, and after many nights of beers and record collection comparisons, he started writing reviews for my old death metal zine, Xenocide. We developed a friendship from there, based on our fondness for extreme metal and Vietnam war movies. (He’s a HUGE Apocalypse Now fan.) Sometimes I’d take the PATH train out to his place in Jersey, and we’d go to the Apple Store in Shorthills Mall and change all of the computers’ desktops to some random anal fisting JPEGs. He also had a crash pad in Queens, close to the strip clubs in Long Island City, where he’d hide out on weekends, shoot coke, and make prank phone calls to the DNC.

Tricky Dick swung by most Saturdays with a cold case of whatever was on sale, usually to borrow my Nakamichi high-speed-dub tape deck and make copies of whatever death metal promos showed in my mailbox that week. He always had plenty of high-quality blanks with him, because he apparently struck an endorsement deal with Maxell in Japan, where he’s huge, and they did a lot of tongue-in-cheek Watergate- based commercials over there.

We never talked about politics, because after he had a few beers, he got pissy, melodramatic, and downright paranoid about the Kennedy family and any of a thousand other political enemies, and I found it to be a topic best avoided. The one time I indirectly asked him what he thought about something Clinton did that week, he threw a Rolling Rock bottle out the window, narrowly missing my head, then went on this 45-minute screaming tirade about how every person in the Democratic party is a dumb fucking Jew cocksucker and the country would be better off if we found a children’s charity for the mentally retarded and let them run the country.

But I’ll tell you what: Big Dick knows his fucking metal. He’s been banging his head since way back, and he’s got an impressive collection of vinyl, tapes, and zines in the same vault that he uses to keep his personal copies of the White House tapes and private correspondence. I mean, this dude used to trade tapes and write with Cliff Burton back when he was still in Trauma, years before he joined Metallica. And while some people might be able to tell you that Metallica covered some Diamondhead albums, this guy had a copy of the original Earmark Records pressing of Diamondhead’s Lightning to the Nations, signed by the whole band. A conversation about metal with Nix usually weaved all over the place, and involved frequent consultation with a half-dozen music dictionaries and web sites to resolve disputes like, say, if Ron Keel formed Keel before or after Steeler (after) or if Cozy Powell played drums on that Whitesnake album with Steve Vai. (No! He was on the road with Gary Moore then!) I doubt if there is or will ever be another American President that can name all of the Black Sabbath singers aside from Ozzy and Dio (Ian Gillen, Tony Martin, Ray Gillen, Dave Walker, David Donato, Glenn Hughes, and briefly Rob Halford, when Dio pussied out in the middle of a tour), and that always makes for an interesting evening of shooting the shit.

One Saturday night, while I was playing some Grand Theft Auto and trying to decide between Domino’s and crap Chinese, I got a call from Nixon saying he wanted to stop over before he hit the titty bars later. Within a few minutes, Dick showed up at my place in one of those goombah track suits, with a six of Schlitz tall-boys, looking a bit older and thinner than famous photos when he was in office, but still with the ski-jump nose and sunken jowls. He wore a thick gold chain with a gold-plated cassette tape dangling from it, like he was some obscure hip-hop star. He told me once he gets a lot of weird questions about it, not because an ancient dude is wearing bling, but because “nobody under the age of thirty knows what the fuck a cassette is anymore.”

“Hey Johnny, how’s your god damned video game? You kill all of the Haitians yet?”

“Working on it. How was that Twisted Sister reunion show last week?”

“Fucking sucked,” he said. “Christ, Dee Snyder looks older than me. Actually, they weren’t bad, but they had like 19 opening bands, and they all sucked shit. I taped it though.”

“Christ, you tape everything.”

“Speaking of which, can I use your deck and dub that new Carcass tribute album? Man I love these guys — did you know my dad was a butcher when I grew up?”

“Toss me a blank, I’ll get it started.”

Dick threw over a C-90 from his endless supply, and I got the synchro-start going on the Nakamichi. Meanwhile, he crashed on the couch and snagged my PS2 controller. He immediately typed in a cheat code to get a flamethrower, and started mowing down pedestrians with fire.

“Die you fucking Vietnamese! Napalm!” he yelled at the TV. “Hey, put on some fucking music!” he said. “You got anything new?

A stack of CDs I got at Virgin earlier in the day sat next to the changer, one of which was Dokken’s 1985 effort, Under Lock and Key.

Now, I’m a huge closet Dokken fan, and Richard’s really into their stuff for many of the same reasons. We both listened to much heavier metal back in the mid-Eighties — I mean, that’s the same year Slayer released Hell Awaits, Iron Maiden put out Live After Death, and SOD started out with Speak English or Die, just to give you an idea of the climate back then. (Nixon always mentioned how he wished he could have blasted that SOD song on the Air Force One when he first visited China.) But I’ve always liked Dokken, even back when Voivod’s War and Pain was the much cooler thing to be listening to. I threw in the CD, and tried to guess what his reaction would be.

Dick cracked open his Schlitz master cylinder as the synth-gong sounds at the start of “Unchain the Night” started. Before the first drum beat, he said “Fuckin’ Dokken! It’s been a while since I heard this one.”

“Yeah, I just picked it up on CD,” I said. “I had a dub on tape, but it’s practically worn through.”

“This is their second-best one, I think.” he said, before slamming back the rest of his beer. (It’s worth noting that Nixon could easily down an entire six-pack of 24-ounce cans before I could finish my first.)

“You like Back For The Attack more? That’s blasphemy.”

“No, no, Tooth and Nail, you shithead. Everything before that sucks, and then they nailed it. Shit, ‘Alone Again’... ten seconds of that song and I’m back at Camp David with the whole world against me, everyone trying to indict me for just a couple of tape recorders and break-ins, I’m crying like a little bitch, and even Kissinger isn’t taking my phone calls.” He paused the video game, cracked open another beer, and took a hit. “Back For the Attack, it’s not bad, probably their last listenable one, but Neil Kernon spent too much time thinking about it.

He produced this and ‘Attack, you know. But he didn’t have his claws in this one too much. They took too long recording ‘Attack, and it got too sterile, too many overdubs.”

“I think Kernon spent too much time around Queensryche and wanted to give Dokken the same clean prog sound, and it didn’t fit.”

“And we all know how that ends,” he said. “Your singer and guitar player spend forever wagging cocks at each other, and after a too-long tour and a piss-poor live album, both of them split up and start crappy solo projects that can’t sell out a McDonald’s during a lunch hour. Then grunge shows up, and Don Dokken is sucking dick for crack while George Lynch is selling car insurance door to door.”

“And ten years later, Neil Kernon is producing Hall and Oates albums.”

“No shit? I never knew that. Probably out of someone’s garage. I’d guess Oates’s.”

“I still don’t see how could you like Tooth and Nail better than this,” I said. “Dokken’s singing is nowhere near as good — he sounds way too saccharine sweet. Every line is like a cliche. And the guitars are buried.”

“At least you can hear the drums over the fucking guitar!” he said. “You know, I did some producing back in the day, when I put a band together.”

“Was that The Plumbers?”

“You mean the Ass Plumbers? Ha, ha. Well, it was me, John Mitchell, John Dean and Bob Haldeman. Gordon Liddy wrote most of the music. After Dean squealed like a fuckin’ stuck pig, we replaced him with Ehrlichman, who couldn’t play worth a shit. And the acoustics in the White House bowling alley really aren’t what they should be. We had this spook from the NSA helping us with the recording equipment, one of those big Ampex tape decks, and he insisted on doing all of the producing. We had Brush — Bobby Haldeman — on this Ludwig five-piece, a really tight kit, but this dude was totally mudding up the drum sound. I managed to kick him the fuck out of there and redo the board when we recorded ‘Daniel Ellsberg Was a Nazi’, though.”

“Why didn’t any that album get released? Conflict of interest with the office?”

“I’ll tell you,” he said. “Back then, the record industry was run by Jews, godless Communists, and faggots. I wanted to unleash HUAC full-force to crack some skulls and maybe get some honest, god-fearing Christian Americans in there to help us release some unholy Satanic death metal, but it didn’t happen,” he said. “And there were so many other problems. Dick Cheney was our manager back then, and we thought he’d get us a good record deal, because he had some Yale connections, but then he started getting all of these DUIs, and a deal never came out. And then someone accidentally erased a section of our master tapes...”

“Oh, speaking of buried drums, on this track...” he got up from the couch. “Here, gimme the fucking remote...”

He snagged the clicker, jumped up a track to “In My Dreams”, and hit the volume.

“Listen to this shit. Where’s the snare? Where’s the FUCKING SNARE? It sounds like he’s thumping on a down pillow with a wet cucumber. On ‘Bullets to Spare’ or ‘Heartless Heart’ it’s like ‘BAM’, ‘BAM’, ‘BAM’, explosive, like they had it wired to a trigger, except this was way before everyone went MTV and started triggering their drum kits, except maybe Frankie Goes to Hollywood or something. And forget about the bass — you can’t even hear if it’s there or not,” he said. “Also, what’s with this harmonized shit? They taped Donny singing every line five times and looped it back on itself. He sounds like Cher or something,” he said. “’Aaaah! Aaaaah! Ah-ahhh!’ What a douche. I do like this solo, though.”

The perfect fretwork of George Lynch screamed over the top of the band, probably Dokken’s one redeeming quality. These guys weren’t entirely a “hair metal” band, but danced with a slightly more technical and produced sound, more like a prog-rock band than a Poison or Cinderella. I think that eventually killed them, though, because they tried to sell to that teenybopper crowd and couldn’t, but the tough guys wouldn’t go for it, either.

“Oh, let me look at the CD book,” he said. “I want to see if they look like fairy whores or not.”

“Just what I was thinking,” I said. I opened the CD booklet and almost spit beer upon looking at their photo. All four guys had that Samantha Fox feathered, permed, and frosted hairdo from the 80s, sported way too much eye makeup, and wore leather pants so tight you could confirm if each member was Jewish or not.

“It’s like a fucking Clairol commercial,” Dick said. “You could replace any of the guys in this picture with Lita Ford and not tell the difference, except maybe the tits. What the fuck were they thinking?”

“Sluts?” I said. “Money? They’re too wimpy to do drugs. I don’t know, it was a weird time.”

“Speaking of latent homosexuals, here’s their big ballad,” he said, as “Slippin’ Away” came on.

“This isn’t bad,” I said. “It’s the same stupid ballad every band back then wrote, but, I like the acoustic guitar over the top of the slow, reverb base.”

“Yeah, Lynch is a madman. He’s always been a great player. I keep meaning to check out the new Lynch Mob stuff, but I can’t get Elektra to send me a review copy. Being allegedly dead makes it damn near impossible to get free shit from the record companies.”

“Check out this solo” I said. Two minutes in, George Lunch pushed the slow distortion of his ESP guitar and strolled through a near-perfect verse, the kind of power metal ballad fretwork far superior than the more mainstream stuff you saw back in the eighties on MTV.

“He’s got a good tone here,” Dick said. “Back when Johnny Mitchell was playing guitar for us, he could always hit a perfect sound like that. Bill Rehnquist used to jam with us when we were first getting together. He was really into ‘Sabbath back then, and totally had a hard-on for Grand Funk Railroad. He had this really heavy chordwork, like what we’d call ‘stoner metal’ now, but his tone was all over the place, just fuzz and chunky volume. Me and Johnny were more into Deep Purple, that old Ritchie Blackmore tone, classic Zappa, and Captain Beefheart. I remember during the Indo-Pakistan war, me and Yahya Khan used to listen to Trout Mask Replica over and over. Used to drive Spiro nuts.

Anyway, Bill Rehnquist got into that Gilbert and Sullivan shit, and we knew he wouldn’t be a good fit. But Johnny — his sound was always so exact, we used to call it the Mitchell Effect. Get it?”

“No. What’s the Mitchell Effect?”

“God damn it, what are they teaching you fuckers in school these days? Look it up. Anyway, about Rehnquist, turns out he’s distantly related to Nicke Andersson, the old drummer from Entombed.”

“No shit?”

“Yeah, Bill’s grandparents were Anderssons — they changed their name when they got here from Sweden. They’re cousins a million times removed, but he plugged his shit into FamilyTreeMaker during a court recess and found the connection. ‘Course he didn’t know that FamilyTreeMaker is run by the Mormons, and him and his whole family tree got missionaries showing up at their door like cockroaches in a New York apartment. Anyway, Bill got into death metal after that, big time — always used to go to Sweden, started detuning his guitars, wearing leather pants and one of those bullet belts under his robes, the whole deal. He was pretty tight with the guys in Entombed, Dismember, Grave, all of those Swedish death metal bands. Not Unleashed, though.

For some reason, he never got along with Johnny Hedlund.”

“I could see that — all of the Tolkein shit probably threw him.”

“Yeah, Bill hated that Hobbit shit. I remember one time he beat the living shit out of his son Jim with a gavel because he caught him playing Dungeons and Dragons. Hard-core porno, a little reefer, Rehn didn’t give a shit about that. But one twenty-sided die under the bed, he would thrash you within inches of your life. He played hardball.”

“Sounds like.”

“Hey, these lyrics aren’t bad here,” Nixon said. “I mean, they aren’t as doubled up as the other songs. But man, on Tooth and Nail they sounded so perfect...”

“Here’s the good shit,” I said. “Lightning Strikes. This is a little more prog-rock than if you think about it,” I said.

“Yeah, listen to this and Queensryche’s Rage for Order back-to-back, and you’ll wonder why Geoff Tate didn’t sue them for royalties.

Hell, if I wasn’t disbarred, I’d take the case for him, pro bono.” he said.

“Hey, what’s the second-to-last song? They always put the slow one there,” he said.

“‘Will the Sun Rise’.” I punched up to track 9.

“He’s got really clean guitar tone here,” Dick said. “And I like the acoustic stuff over the top. Gives it really good texture.”

“He actually did that with a synclavier guitar,” I said. “All of these pads are put together digitally, or with a Roland 707 or something.”

“No shit? Sounds like something Zappa would do. This is around when he was doing Jazz from Hell and all of his other Synclavier stuff.

That’s also around the time that bitch Tipper Gore was giving him so much shit with the PMRC. Christ, you’d never see Pat pulling that kind of shit when I was in office.”

“Did you know Zappa had a full-time tech move in with him just to wrangle that thing? Like when Elvis had Ampeg build him a reel-to-reel VCR in the Sixties, and it took a live-in engineer to record his football games and keep it running.”

“I ever tell you about the time I met Elvis in the Oval Office?”

“About a hundred times. Dude, I think everyone in the free world knows that story. That picture of you two shaking hands is more famous than the one of Neil Armstrong stepping on the moon.”

“I met him too, you know.”

“Yeah, I know,” I said. “I saw the moon rock endtable at your condo.”

“Man,” he said, “this solo’s hot, too. I can’t believe the sound he gets out of his rig. This is way before you could just punch this shit up on your digital POD or whatever. That’s as sweet as the sound of a wing of B-52s heading in to Cambodia for a low-altitude napalm run.”

“He’s like an audio testimony to those old Marshall Super Leads,” I said. “He can just start it screaming and then back off like it’s a human voice or something.”

The song faded out. “Last track,” he said. “It’s their fast one. Too bad Dokken’s singing. This track should be as good as ‘Turn on the Action’, that last one on Tooth and Nail.”

“Yeah, I like the car crash effect they used, with a weird filter,” I said.

“You ever listen to that with headphones? It’s got a really weird panning effect, it really sounds like the car’s going across the road or whatever,” he said. “Oh shit, cover your ears — Donnie’s going to try to hit a high note.”

“Oh man, that’s bad,” Dick said. “He’s squealing like John Dean at a Senate Committee. And it could use more drum. Check out this ending though.”Don Dokken shrieked out an “AAA- A A AAAA!” in the worst, most falsetto voice imaginable outside of a King Diamond record.

Dokken repeated the chorus, whined the last notes, then held it for the big “da-dum” finale. Then as the drums crashed, the song ended, the cymbals hit, you could hear Lynch’s Marshall amps humming, shorting, spitting like they couldn’t take anymore.

“Man, I am fucking starving,” Dick said. “Any 24-hour places around here where we can grab a bite?”

“Sure, there’s the Neptune. Let me guess — poached eggs and corned beef hash?”

“My view is that one should not break up a winning combination. Now gimme that tape dub and let’s get some fucking food.”

I shut down my audio rig, hit the lights, and we headed for the cheap Greek diner for some food and grease.

“You see that Redskins game Monday?” he asked. We walked in the darkness of the Queens neighborhood, down a side street filled with garbage and bombed-out auto carcasses.

“No, I don’t watch football.”

“Is your TV broke, or are you some kind of Communist? I mean, I know they bent over, grabbed their ankles, and took it from FedEx when they moved to Maryland, but come on — it’s the Redskins. Vince Lombardi. Joe Theismann. Jesus Christ, are you sure your parents weren’t French or something?”

A second later, three punks came out of the darkness and surrounded us. They were the typical wannabe thug kids that hung out in the neighborhood, smoked bad dope, and stole car stereos to pay for their atrocious Scarface t-shirts. They all brandished straight razors in one hand, and cheap fourties in the other. All three of the punks wore Yankees caps and oversized Derek Jeter jerseys that hung to their knees like dresses.

“Yo, hand over the chain yo,” said the main goon. “And all your money, son.”

I kept my hands in view, but Dick didn’t really look scared at all.

“Derek Jeter?” he asked. “Is he a pitcher or a catcher?”

“Yo, son, he’s a shortstop, cuz.” The three goons laughed.

“Homie thinks Jeter’s a catcher, cuz.”

“No, I didn’t mean his baseball position,” he said. “I was referring to the fact that he’s a pillow-biter, and I wasn’t sure if he wore a dress for his husband A-rod, or if Jeter assumed the male role in the relationship, or maybe they took turns, like on road games, Jeter was the bottom, and then they switched off for home games. Or maybe they both grab their ankles and have the entire 40-man squad from the Boston Red Sox run a train on their asses, while they both took turns blowing Theo Epstein. Either way, the three of you happen to be wearing his jersey in celebration of your own alternative lifestyle choice, right? I mean, it can’t be because you like how that lazy, overpaid piece of shit doesn’t field worth a fuck. Or maybe you’re just fans of his cologne?”

“Shut the fuck up, cholo! What the fuck? Jeter’s not a faggot.

He dated Mariah Carey, yo.”

“I rest my case.”

“God damn it, hand over the shit before I have to cut you.”

“You guys want to see some real gold?” Dick pulled a gold-plated Colt .45 pistol out of his running suit. Two of the wannabe gangstas took off running, but Dick fired off six shots into the main thug, and he hit the deck. The kid sprawled across the dirty sidewalk in shock, gurgling through a sucking chest wound.

Richard whipped out his cock, and took a nice long beer piss right into the injury.

“Colt 45, works every time,” he said, zipping up. “Did I ever show you this? It’s the gun Elvis gave me.”

“What the fuck are you doing?” I yelled. “We have to get the fuck out of here!”

“Don’t worry, nobody’s missing this guy. Besides, Jerry Ford pardoned me of all, crimes, remember?”

“God damn it, I keep telling you, that pardon only goes up to the day of your resignation! We can go back to my apartment and look it up online if you don’t believe me.”

“Don’t believe that stuff,” he said. “The internet’s all run by Jews. And if Al Gore invented it, I would trust a damn thing on there. Now let’s go get some dinner.”

“Christ, you didn’t tell me this was a Greek diner,” Dick whispered to me, as we sat in a booth, paging through the menus.

“Spiro’s family could be running the place.”

“I’m sure they only have ties to the Greek mafia, not him.”

“Well, we know he wasn’t handling their finances. I mean, they haven’t been shut down for tax evasion, right?”

The waitress came over, a dark-skinned, top-heavy Mediterranean beauty with a thick accent and a no-bullshit attitude from too many nights on the midnight shift. “You guys ready?” she said, pulling a pad and pen from her apron.

“Hi there, sweetie. How about three poached eggs, corned beef hash, cottage cheese, don’t forget the ketchup, and a Pepsi, no ice.”

“And you sir?”

“I’ll just have a grilled cheese and fries.”

The waitress walked back to the kitchen to hand over the green and white order ticket to the cooks.

“Man, did you see the rack on that one?” he said. “You know who would love to get on that shit, is Gus Pinochet. That man loved his jugs. One time he was in DC for some CIA coverup thing, and me, him, and Richard Helms went to this titty bar out on M street. This was before I fired his ass and sent him to rot in Tehran, but when we had visitors from out of town, Richie liked to party. But Jesus Christ, Gus went nuts, and just buried himself in giant mammaries. I swear I didn’t see his face for the first hour we were there...”

“Dick, I’m a little worried about what just happened back there?”

“The cottage cheese and ketchup? I know it sounds horrible, but you should try it.”

“No, I mean that kid you shot back there.”

“Lighten up, it’s not like I shot Ben Bagdikian or something. It was some half-assed punk, probably selling dime-bags of oregano and stolen iPods out of the trunk of his Camaro. He won’t be missed.”

“But what if he lives?”

“First of all, he won’t. But if that son of a bitch lives, he’s going to go through the rest of his life telling everyone that Richard Nixon capped his ass and pissed into the wound, and not a single person is going to believe him.”

“Sometimes I don’t know how you sleep at night.”

“Good question. Easy answer.” He rooted through a pocket of his tracksuit, and pulled out a square white prescription bottle. “Dilantin. Good stuff, I’ve been using it for years. Here, take this one, try it out. I’ve got a whole closet full of bottles at home, I’ve got a great croaker, an old RNC buddy, out in Jersey City that sets me up with anything — Viagra, HGH, THG — he’s even got a stash of pharmacy-grade PCP from some Parke-Davis lab in Eastern Europe.”

“Thanks, I’ll give it a try,” I said, stuffing the bottle into my pocket. “Any side effects?”

“I used to have a couple of rocket-fuel Mai Tais at night — you use Bacardi 181, great stuff - and then drop some Dialntin, or maybe some Placidyl, or both, and then I’d get a call at three in the morning from Kissinger, whining that some airport got bombed by terrorists or whatever, and I’d tend to say crazy shit. One time that Nazi fucker calls me at four in the morning to tell me that some NBA/ABA merger failed during labor talks, and I told him to load up 75 B-52s with tactical nukes and take out J. Walter Kennedy’s house in Stamford, Connecticut. So yeah, if you’re going to mix rum and anticonvulsants, get an answering machine and shut off your ringer.”

The waitress appeared with plates in each hand, and laid out the spread on the booth table. “Thanks much, honey,” Richard said. He turned to watch her ass as she walked away, then immediately launched into his food. Watching Nixon eat was a spectacle, because he’d practically inhale everything, make all of these slurping and chomping noises, and continue to talk through the entire meal. Add to that the fact that he ate some downright gross combinations of food — I mean, who the fuck puts ketchup on cottage cheese? It was a wonder I could even stomach my grilled cheese while he was slurping down the yolks out of his poached eggs.

“God damn it, I hate the Yankees,” he said, mid-yolk. “I wish I would have put on that Slayer song, ‘Angel of Death’, and did a double-Uzi drive-by on Jeter and A-rah.”

“Why, because you think they’re gay?”

“No, I really don’t care about what he does off the field. Hell, if I got paid $21.6 million a year to be a piss-poor shortstop, I’d be fucking all sorts of things people haven’t even thought of yet,” he said. “It’s just I fucking hate George Steinbrenner. The prick gave me money when I was President because he thought it was going to keep him out of trouble, then he starts blabbing to the whole world, ‘I think he’s going to get impeached. I think we should impeach him. He’s about to get impeached.’ Whatever. It’s real fucking hard to successfully run a team when you’ve got a quarter-billion dollar payroll and can buy every single player on the planet that’s worth a shit. I’d like to see him run a secret war in Cambodia with no public support.”

Nixon completely finished his food before I got through the first half of my sandwich. “Honey, can we get the check here?” he said to the waitress. “Christ, you eat slow. Don’t ever join the military — I swear, in the Navy, we used to have to eat that slop in five minutes flat, or you didn’t eat.”

I shoved the rest of my sandwich in my mouth, as Dick studied the check. “What the Christ? This place is robbery. Maybe Spiro did work here. $3.99 for a scoop of cottage cheese? And they called me a crook.” He pulled out a huge roll of cash, and dropped a $2 tip on a $28 check. “Let’s get out of this hellhole.”

I gave up on my food, and we went to the front register, where Dick peeled off a couple of bills, then proceeded to put an entire bowl of dinner mints in his pocket. “These are free, right?” he asked the casher, who clearly wanted to slap him. “Come on, let’s hit the fuckin’ road!”

On the way back, half of the street was taped off, as a dozen cops dug around the crime scene, their cars parked with flashing lights waking up the entire neighborhood.

“Fuckers are probably just looking for something they can pawn to keep up their meth habit,” Dick said. “I don’t even know why they’re here. The last time I called in a shooting, the cop laughed and hung up on me.”

“We better cut over to the next street. I don’t want you to start killing cops a block from my house.”

“Ah, I would never kill a cop. I mean, not tonight. I might steal that car that’s running with the door open, and then run it into a Dunkin Donuts at high speed. But why shoot them, when someone else will eventually anyway, right?”

We cut down an alley, and stopped again so Richard could take a piss. (On a building, not someone’s body.) Richard’s car, a ‘67 Eldorado with limo-tinted windows and a jet black paint job, sat at the curb outside my place.

“I think I’m going to head over to Scandals and see who’s dancing tonight. You interested?”

“Nah, I’ve had enough excitement for the night.”

“Fine, you pussy. Can you play that PlayStation game and whack off at the same time.”

“Thanks for dinner. And let me know if you want to go to that GWAR show on the 22nd.”

Nixon hopped in the Caddy, and fired up the Carnivore song “Jesus Hitler” in the CD player. He then leaned out the window, gave me the double-V-for-victory salute. “Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me!” He hit the gas and took off into the night.

Inside, I found my GTA game paused, people running down the road on fire like that famous Vietnam picture. Tricky Dick. I wiped off as many fingerprints as I could, cleaned up the empties, and called it a night.

(Air in the Parapragh Line, Issue 12, Pages 10-24)

"Time Travel And The Posse Comitatus McDonald’s Standoff", by Jon Konrath:

Ricky's older brother Tom worked at a McDonald's, in the back half because of his full-face tattoos of Star Wars characters from outside the official canon, mostly creatures from fan fiction and Marvel comic books about the trilogy that were penned in a bizarro universe only accessible from inside DC comics, which later started an alternate reality lawsuit that eventually got thrown out when Philip K. Dick took too much speed with an alien life form and went back in time to score more coke.

Tom told us to come to his store when he was working and order a 20-piece Chicken McNuggets, and he'd cram at least 50 pieces in the box by smashing them to a pulp with the water pump core from a '67 Chevy Nova 396 SS, which he bought at a local Kragen auto supply and kept on a fake gold chain around his neck. The restaurant's owner, a meth-addled anti-semite with gambling problems and a Lyndon Larouche fetish, often re-introduced the McRib sandwich during Jewish holidays. “Pork for the win,” he told me once, right before he abandoned the store, moved to a small yurt in the Ukrainian deadlands, and serially married a plethora of gap-toothed Iranian podiatrists with season tickets to every San Diego Padres game ever, including playoff games they were eliminated from long before the end of each regular season.

After the owner bailed, a deranged Posse Comitatus group tried to claim a common-law lien against the fast-food restaurant, saying that because they stopped putting the actual number of hamburgers served on the store signs and went with the vague “billions and billions served,” they somehow invalidated the sanctity of the restaurant/customer contract and they didn't need to actually pay for the food anymore. This led to a Waco-esque standoff ending in a bloodbath, a small army of state troopers firing thousands of M-16 rounds into the restaurant, killing 23 protestors, five line cooks, an assistant manager, and a teenager in a foam Grimace suit. Tom wasn't hurt, but he ran home, crying like a little bitch, and asked if we could time travel to stop the whole thing from happening. “I was gonna get my balls licked by this whore working second shift on the fry maker. You gotta stop those fuckers!”

Ricky and I bought a time machine at Wal-Mart with hopes of getting some future sports scores, fucking our grandfathers, the usual shit. But Ricky picked out the wrong version; it was the Forever Time Traveling Lite, which only let you travel up to ten years in either direction, and would stop your journey every two minutes and show you five minutes of ads. It also traveled time by opening wormholes into alternate realities, which meant you couldn't change the future by screwing with things in the past; you'd only change things on the alternate timeline, which didn't help with schemes like going back five years and planting subliminal hints to hot chicks that their lives depended on getting down with some weird dude in the future.

I considered finding a white board or pad of paper to draw a diagram explaining the structure of parallel realities and time vortexes and walk Tom through the complex geometry involved, but I remembered the hours-long debate I once had with him about the difference between Bob's Big Boy and Azar's Big Boy (he was insistent that the Azar's faction was somehow related to the Freemasons, and if we visited one, we'd probably find some Masonic imagery hidden on the back of the menu like you would on the back of a dollar.) His stupid theories on the world were as ill-informed and demented as my mom's understanding of Windows 95 functionality. I told him we sold the time machine on the Mexican eBay, and went back to gluing chopped-up pieces of Star Wars figurines that didn't match his face tattoos to a giant Lego and Easter decoration diorama with trees made out of medical marijuana plants and a Dagobah swamp of human shit.

Oy vey...


If you have time to waste and want to be miseducated about History, you could watch Kike John Milius' TalmudVision series Rome. Or you could watch an "Anglo-Italian" TalmudVision movie called Imperium: Augustus: The First Emperor, written and directed by a couple of American Kikes.

If you have more time to waste and want to be really ignorant, you could also watch The Kike Hirsch's The Tudors.

If you want to know less-than-nothing about Russian History, you could watch any of numerous "historical" dramas about Ivan IV, the Romanovs, The "Russian" Revolution, The Cold War, etc. Try to find a Hollyjewed movie or TalmudVision show or series about the Romanovs that wasn't made by Kikes!

If you want to know less-than-nothing about Japanese History, you could watch Kike Eddie Zwick's The Last Samurai.

And so on....

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  • Kike Harold Joseph Laski (1893-1950. The Kike Laski was a British Marxist, political theorist, economist, author, and lecturer, who served as the chairman of the Labour Party, 1945–1946, and a professor at the London School of Economics (LSE), 1926-1950. The Kike Laski was born in Manchester to Nathan Laski and Sarah Frankenstein. Kike Nathan Laski was a cotton merchant and a member of the Liberal Party. His elder brother was Neville Laski. A cousin was the author and publisher Anthony Blond. The Kike Laski studied Eugenics under Karl Pearson for six months. The same year he met and married the "shiksah" Frida Kerry, a lecturer of Eugenics. This caused friction in his family, as did his public repudiatian of "Judaism", claiming that Reason prevented him from believing in God. In 1914, The Kike Laski obtained an undergraduate degree in History from New College, Oxford. He was awarded the kike Beit memorial prize during his time at New College. He failed his medical eligibility tests and "thus missed fighting in World War I". After graduation he worked briefly at the Daily Herald under George Lansbury. In 1916, Laski was appointed as lecturer of modern history at McGill University and also started lecturing at Harvard University. He lectured at Yale University, 1919–20. After his brief involvement with the founding of The Kike's New School for Social Research in 1919, Laski returned to England in 1920, and took up a job at the LSE. Six years later, he was made professor of political science at LSE, a post he held till his death in 1950. He also lectured regularly in America and wrote for The New Republic. During his years in Harvard, he became friends with Oliver Wendell Holmes, Herbert Croly and Kike Morris Raphael Cohen. Apart from his academic work at the LSE, The Kike Laski was an executive member of the socialist Fabian Society, 1922–1936. In 1936, he co-founded the Left Book Club along with Kike Victor Gollancz and John Strachey. While at the LSE in the 1930s, The Kike Laski developed a relationship with scholars from The Kike's Institute for Social Research, more commonly known today as "The Frankfurt School". In 1933, with almost all the kike Institute's members by that time in exile due to Adolf Hitler's rise to power, The Kike Laskii was among a number of British socialists, including Sidney Webb and R.H. Tawney, to arrange for the establishment of a London office for the kike Institute's use. After the kike Institute's move to Columbia University in 1934, The Kike Laski was one of its sponsored guest lecturers invited to Jew York. The Kike Laski also played a role in bringing Kike Franz Neumann to join the kike Institute. After fleeing Germany almost immediately after Hitler's election victory, The Kike Neumann did graduate work in political science under The Kike Laski and Kike Károly Mannheim at the LSE, writing his dissertation on rise and fall of the rule of law. It was on The Kike Laski's recommendation that The Kike Neumann was then invited to join the kike Institute in 1936. Kike Ralph Miliband (father of the Kike Miliband brothers who control the "opposition" Labour Party), a student of Laski, praised his kike teaching as follows: "His lectures taught more, much more than political science. They taught a faith that ideas mattered, that knowledge was important and its pursuit exciting. [...] His seminars taught tolerance, the willingness to listen although one disagreed, the values of ideas being confronted. And it was all immense fun, an exciting game that had meaning, and it was also a sieve of ideas, a gymnastics of the mind carried on with vigour and directed unobtrusively with superb craftsmanship. I think I know now why he gave himself so freely. Partly it was because he was human and warm and that he was so interested in people. But mainly it was because he loved students, and he loved students because they were young. Because he had a glowing faith that youth was generous and alive, eager and enthusiastic and fresh. That by helping young people he was helping the future and bringing nearer that brave world in which he so passionately believed." The Kike Laski was a proponent of Marxist Kikery, and believed in a planned economy based on the public ownership of the means of production. Instead of as he saw it, a coercive state, Laski believed in the kike-directed "evolution" of co-operative states that were internationally bound and stressed social welfare. Initially he believed that The Kike's League of Nations would bring about an "international democratic system". However from the late 1920s his political beliefs became radicalized and he believed that it was necessary to go beyond kike Capitalism to "transcend the existing system of sovereign states". The Kike Laski was dismayed by the Hitler-Stalin pact and wrote "Betrayal of the Left", a preface to the Left Book Club collection, criticising it. The Kike Laski was involved in Labour party politics from the early 1920s. In 1923, he turned down the offer of a parliament seat and cabinet position by Ramsay MacDonald. In 1931 he left the Labour party after becoming disillusioned with party politics. In 1932, he joined the Socialist League. In 1937, he was involved in the failed attempt by the Independent Labour Party and the Communist Party of Great Britain to form a Popular Front to bring down the Conservative government of Neville Chamberlain. From 1934 to 1945 he served as an alderman in the Fulham Borough Council and chairman of the libraries committee. In 1937, he rejoined the Labour party and became a member of its National Executive Committee, of which he remained a member until 1949. The Kike Laski suffered a nervous breakdown during World War II. In 1944, he chaired the Labour party conference and served as the party's chair, 1945-46. During the 1945 general elections Laski was involved in a libel trial which was used by the Conservative party to criticise Clement Attlee. While speaking against the Conservative candidate in Newark, Nottinghamshire on 1945.06.16, The Kike Laski said, "If Labour did not obtain what it needed by general consent, we shall have to use violence even if it means revolution". The next day accounts of Laski's speech appeared in the Newark Advertiser and other newspapers. The Conservatives seized this issue and criticised the Labour party for advocating violence. The Kike Laski's position as the member of Labour executive committee and a popular member of the LSE faculty meant the issue could do serious damage to Labour party's electoral chances. To mitigate the damage, Laski filed a libel suit against the Conservative Daily Express newspaper. Appearing for the defense, Patrick Hastings was able to convince the jury to throw out the case. The jury found for the defendant within forty minutes of deliberations and pronounced the Newark Advertiser's account to be a fair and accurate representation of The Kike Laski's speech. The Kike Laski met the cost of the case (about £13,000) through public donations. Though The Kike Laski played a prominent role in Labour party winning the 1945 elections, he did not have any practical influence in the Labour government's decision-making process. Even before the Newark libel case his relationship with Attlee was a strained one. He had once called Attlee "uninteresting and uninspired" in the American press, and even tried to remove him, by asking for Attlee's resignation in an open letter. He tried to delay the Potsdam Conference until after Attlee's position was clarified. He tried to bypass Attlee by directly dealing with The Kike's whore Winston Churchill. When The Kike Laski began laying down guidelines for the new Labour government's foreign policy, Attlee rebuked him: "You have no right whatever to speak on behalf of the Government. Foreign affairs are in the capable hands of Ernest Bevin. His task is quite sufficiently difficult without the irresponsible statements of the kind you are making. [...] I can assure you there is widespread resentment in the Party at your activities and a period of silence on your part would be welcome." This rebuke together with the Newark libel case damaged The Kike Laski's reputation irreparably. Though he continued to work for the Labour party till the 1950 elections, he never regained his earlier kike influence. The Kike Laski had a huge effect on the politics and the formation of India, having taught a generation of future Indian leaders at the LSE. According to John Kenneth Galbraith, "the center of Nehru's thinking was Laski" and "India the country most influenced by Laski's ideas". It is mainly due to his influence that the LSE has a semi-mythological status in India. He was steady in his unremitting advocacy of the independence of India. He was a revered figure to Indian students at the LSE. One Indian Prime Minister said "in every meeting of the Indian Cabinet there is a chair reserved for the ghost of Professor Harold Laski". His recommendation of K. R. Narayanan (later President of India) to Jawaharlal Nehru (then Prime Minister of India), resulted in Nehru appointing Narayanan to the Indian Foreign Service.  In his memory, the Indian government established The Harold Laski Institute of Political Science in 1954 at Ahmedabad. Speaking at a meeting organized in Laski's memory by the Indian League at London on 3 May 1950, Nehru praised him as follows: "It is difficult to realise that Professor Harold Laski is no more. Lovers of freedom all over the world pay tribute to the magnificent work that he did. We in India are particularly grateful for his staunch advocacy of India's freedom, and the great part he played in bringing it about. At no time did he falter or compromise on the principles he held dear, and a large number of persons drew splendid inspiration from him. Those who knew him personally counted that association as a rare privilege, and his passing away has come as a great sorrow and a shock." Laski also educated the outspoken Chinese intellectual and journalist Chu Anping at the LSE. Anping was later prosecuted by the Chinese Communist regime of the 1960s. The Kike Laski has been criticised by Kike Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr. as "incorrigible teller of tales that exaggerated – sometimes fabricated – his own accomplishments, charms, and triumphs". According to The Kike Schlesinger, "[The Kike Laski] gave the highest value to individual freedom but never explained how it could survive without diversification of ownership. His fatal fluency enabled him to glide over the hard questions. His besetting sin was the substitution of rhetoric for thought." Kike Alisa Rosenbaum ("Ayn Rand"), in a collection of her kike-essays, The Art of Fiction, remarks that after hearing a talk by The Kike Laski in the 1930s, he became for her the personification of the villain Ellsworth Toohey in her novel, The Fountainhead. In her kike-words,"It is true that he was not particularly liberal -- that is, he was the most vicious liberal I have ever heard in public, but not blatantly so. He was very subtle and gracious, he rambled on a great deal about nothing in particular—and then he made crucial, vicious points once in a while [...] I thought, 'There was my character.' [...] Years later, I learned that [his kike] career was in fact somewhat like Toohey's: he was always the man behind the scenes, much more influential than anybody knew publicly, pulling the strings behind the governments of several countries. Finally he was proved to be a communist, which he did not announce himself as or blatantly sound like." In his essay "Politics and the English Language", George Orwell used a section from The Kike Laski's book, Essay in Freedom of Expression, as an example of writing which demonstrated the "mental vices" suffered by English speakers. Partial Bibliography: Basis of Vicarious Liability (Yale Law Journal 105, 1916); Studies in the Problem of Sovereignty (1917); Authority in the Modern State (1919); Political Thought in England from Locke to Bentham (1920); Karl Marx (1921); A Grammar of Politics (1925); Communism (1927); Liberty in the Modern State (1930); The Dangers of Obedience and Other Essays (1930); Democracy in Crisis (1933); The State in Theory and Practice (1935); The Rise of Liberalism (1936); The Rise of European Liberalism (1936); Where do we go from Here? A Proclamation of British Democracy (1940); The American Presidency (1940); Reflections On the Revolution of our Time (1943); Faith, Reason, and Civilisation (1944); The American Democracy (1948).)
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  • Kike David W. Petegorsky (1915-1956. Author of an acclaimed book on Gerrard Winstanley and the Diggers. Attended Lisgar Collegiate in Ottawa followed by Yeshiva College in Jew York, where he was valedictorian of the 1935 class and received his rabbinical degree in 1936. As a young "Canadian" student, The Kike Petegorsky studied for a doctoral degree at London School of Economics under Kike Harold Laski. The Kike Petegorsky's only book Left-Wing Democracy in the English Civil War was published as part of the Left Book Club series by Kike Victor Gollancz. In 1940 he received his Ph.D. from the LSE. A year later, he was an instructor at Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio. In 1942, he returned to Ottawa where he held an propaganda post with the Canadian Government, first with the National Film Board, and then with the Wartime Information Board, as director of its industrial section. During this time he wrote extensively for "learned" quarterlies and political journals, and published "two books on political subjects" [?]. In 1945 The Kike Petegorsky returned to Jew York to become Executive Director of the American Jewish Congress. He was involved with Kike Robert S Marcus in the World Jewish Affairs Department of the American Jewish Congress. In 1948, he became a member of the Executive Committee of the World Jewish Congress. He held both positions until his death. At Yeshiva University, New York, there is a David W. Petegorsky chair of Political Science, funded by the Yeshiva College Alumni Association. In 1957, the Women’s Division of the American Jewish Congress initiated the David Petegorsky Scholarship Awards which sent 17-to-22-year-old Kikes to Kikestan-in-Palestine for 6-week workshops in Kikery.)
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The Kike Polonsky then moved to Brandeis University in 1992, and in 1999 was appointed Albert Abramson Professor of Holocaust Studies—held jointly at Brandeis and at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum. He has served as a visiting professor at the University of Warsaw, the Institute for the Human Sciences, Vienna and the University of Cape Town; he has also been a visiting fellow at the Oxford Centre for Hebrew and Jewish Studies. The Kike Polonsky served for six years on the Board of Deputies of British Jews, including membership of the Yad Vashem Memorial Committee. The Kike Polonsky also spent time at the Department of Hebrew and Jewish Studies at University College, London, and is an Associate of the Harvard Ukrainian Research Institute. The Kike's whore Aleksander Kwaśniewski, president of Poland, presented the Knight's Cross of the Order of Merit of the Republic of Poland to The Kike Polonsky in 1999. (In 2008 Aleksander Kwaśniewski became Chairman of the European Council on Tolerance and Reconciliation, a not-for-profit organization established to monitor tolerance of kikery in Europe, prepare practical recommendations to governments and international organisations on improving -- i.e., kiking -- interreligious and interethnic relations on the continent. The organization is co-chaired by Kike Viatcheslav Moshe Kantor, the president of the European Jewish Fund. Kwaśniewska married a Kike, Jolanta Konty (Kohn). The Kike Konty is a Polish lawyer and charity activist who was First Lady of Poland 1995-2005. The Kike Konty met the future president while she was a law student at the University of Gdańsk, where she was the president of the executive committee of the Socialist Union of Polish Students, in which her husband was also active. The Kike Konty has been widely involved in charity work, and in 1997 founded the charity foundation Porozumienie bez barier ("Understanding Without Barriers"). She is also the host of the television show Lekcja stylu ("Lessons in Style") on TVN Style. Her "honours" include Belgium's Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold, Estonia's 1st class of the Order of the Cross of Terra Mariana, and Latvia's Commander Grand Cross of the Order of the Three Stars.) In 2006, The Kike Polonsky received the Rafael Scharf award from the Judaica Foundation in Krakow for "outstanding achievement inpreserving and making known the heritage of Polish Jewry". He is the founder and general editor of Polin. A Journal of Polish-Jewish Studies, perhaps the only "scholarly" publication devoted entirely to Polish–Kike history.In 2011, Polonsky was awarded the Kulczycki Books Prize by the Association for Slavic, East European, and Eurasian Studies for Volumes I and II of The Jews in Poland and Russia. In The Jews in Poland and Russia, Volume I, Polonsky describes how kike "shtetl" culture emerged in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in the 16th and 17th centuries during the process of Polish colonization of the Ukraine. In private towns, owned by Polish nobility and endistanced from royal authority, the Kike community assisted the landowner in turning their estates into "profitable concerns"; but then with the partition of Poland most Kikes found themselves living under the rule of Russia: "In a single blow, a state without Jews became the largest Jewish state in the world." Kike Timothy Snyder, reviewing Volume Three of The Jews in Poland and Russia in The Wall Street Journal, praises the book but suggests that Polonsky could have made a stronger link between imperial Russia and modern German anti-Semitism. The Kike Snyder suggests that after The Kike & Freemsons'  1917 revolutions in Russia, the White Russian commanders fled to the west, bringing with them a (correct) concept of the Bolshevik revolution as profoundly kike. Snyder argues that the "Judeo-Bolshevik" idea, "brought west by Russians and Baltic Germans after the Bolshevik victory in Russia's civil wars, became an integral part of Hitler's vision." Still, The Kike Snyder calls The Kike Polonsky’s three volume work "a grand history in the old 19th-century style." The Kike Polonsky has written that one of the biggest issues confronting historians of the LOLoco$t is that all of the countries of Eastern Europe were subjected to two occupations -- a Nazi and a Soviet occupation -- and faced the dilemma of how to choose between them. In a kike-talk at the United States Holocaust Museum, The Kike Polonsky said: "The Jews were in a different position. For the Jews, the Nazis were unequivocally enemies, whose goal was to destroy physically Jews in Eastern Europe. The Soviets were potential allies. So we're talking about a very complicated situation in which two totalitarian systems are in conflict, and in which a lot of innocent people on all sides are suffering. And what we need to do is to understand the complexity of these events and show some empathy for all those people -- including Jews -- caught up in this tragic conflict." Oy Vey!)
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  • Kike Lazăr Şăineanu / Eliezer Schein / Lazare Sainéan / Lazare Sainéanu
  • Kike Julius Salomon
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  • Kike Leonard Schapiro
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  • Kike Michael F. Stanislawski
  • Kike Arthur Stein
  • Kike Sir Aurel Stein
  • Kike Henri Stein
  • Kike Samuel Steinherz
  • Kike Alfred Stern
  • Kike Barry Emanuel Supple (Commander of the British Empire, Fellow of the British Academy, Emeritus Professor of Economic History at the University of Cambridge, former Director of the Leverhulme Trust.)
  • Kike "Zosa Szajkowski" / Yehoshua/Shayke Frydman (In The Kike's New York Sun, Kike William Meyers wrote, in 2007: "When my [kike] wife began research 35 years ago for her book on the history of Yiddish theater, she spent long days at YIVO, the Institute for Jewish Research, at that time still located in the old Vanderbilt mansion at Fifth Avenue and 86th Street. [Kike] Zosa Sjakowski was an entrenched presence there, a gnome-like man with a talent for instantly alienating almost everyone he came in contact with. But this diminutive bundle of spite had led an adventurous life. He left his native Poland in the 1920s to escape the escalating antisemitism; in Paris he joined the Communist Party and recruited other Eastern European Jews to fight for the Loyalists in the Spanish Civil War; when World War II began he joined the French Foreign Legion; discharged from the Legion after being injured he made his way to England and joined the American Army as an intelligence officer. On D-Day he was parachuted into Normandy behind the German lines; he was with the first wave of American troops to enter Berlin. [...] Szajkowski changed his name [from Frydman to Szajkowski] when he realized that many of the countrymen he was recruiting to fight fascism in Spain were actually being killed not by the forces of General Franco, but by the communists who had taken over the direction of the Loyalists forces; to the Red political commissars, soldiers with different opinions were more of a threat than was Franco. Szajkowski quit the party, but was convinced the communists wanted to kill him, so he changed his name. The fear never left him, never." Oy vey!)
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Pinkerton Government Services, Inc., is a private security guard and detective agency established in a Chicago Masonic Hall in 1850 as The North-Western Police Agency, later known as Pinkerton's National Detective Agency.

Bro. Allen Pinkerton became famous when he claimed to have foiled an alleged plot to assassinate president-elect Abraham Lincoln, who later hired Pinkerton agents for his personal security during The War of The States.

In 1871, Congress appropriated $50,000 to the new Department of Justice, to form a suborganization devoted to "the detection and prosecution of those guilty of violating federal law." The DOJ contracted out the services to Pinkerton's National Detective Agency. Pinkerton's role as an enforcer of federal hegemony over the states was later taken over by the Masonic FBI.

Pinkerton's agents performed services ranging from security guarding to private military contracting work. At its height, the Pinkerton National Detective Agency employed more agents than there were members of the standing army of the USA. Pinkerton was the largest private law enforcement organization in the world at the height of its power.

It mostly became known for its activities "against" the Kikomasonic "workers union" movement. (See the career of the Engand-born "American" "Dutch" KIKE Freemason Samuel Gompers, who established "May Day" / "International Labor Day" in the masonic (now kike) USA.)

The company now operates as Pinkerton Consulting and Investigations, a division of the Swedish security company Securitas AB, although its government division is still known as Pinkerton Government Services.


George Clooney played extras and bit-parts on a series of rubbish TalmudVision shows and movies in the 1980s.

Clooney then married Kike Talia Balsam in 1989. Balsam was in The Kike's Happy Days from 1974 to 1984. She now plays Mona Sterling in Kike Matt Weiner's Mad Men. The Kike Balsam divorced Clooney in 1993, just after he got cast in ER. Clooney starred in ER from 1994 to 1999, co-starring with Kike Julianna Margulies (his character's love-interest) and Kike Noah Wyle.

Clooney's first major Hollyjewed role was in Robert Rodiguez's From Dusk till Dawn, followed by starring roles in Rhodes Scholar Michael Hoffman's One Fine Day (co-starring Kike Michelle Pfeiffer; Hoffman is a partner of kikequeer John Schlesinger, who provided the funding for his first movie, and also directd Restoration with Kike Robert Downey, Jr., Soapdish with Kike Kevin Kline, A Midsummer Night's Dream with Kike Kevin Kline, and The Emperor's Club with Kike Kevin Kline), and Kike Mimi Leder's The Peacemaker (co-starring with Nicole Kidman), Kike Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin (as the kike character Batman), Kike David O. Russell's Three Kings, Kikes Joel and Ethan Coen's O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Kike Charlie Kaufman's Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and The Men Who Stare at Goats, based on Kike Jon Ronson's book; and he narrated and produced (with Rhodes Scholar Nick Kristof) Kike Paul Freedman's mockumentary Sand and Sorrow.

In 2005, Clooney directed, produced, and starred in Good Night, and Good Luck, a film about 1950s TalmudVision urinalist and Kappa Sigma fratboy Edward R. Murrow's attacks on Senator Joseph McCarthy. Murrow’s role as head of the Rockefeller and Carnegie Foundation funded Institute of International Education played a key role in the plot of Good Night, and Good Luck. The Emergency Committee in Aid of Displaced Foreign Scholars, which brought a pack of Kikes from Germany to pollute the USA in the 1930s. (Kike Felix Bloch, Kike Richard Brauer, Kike Martin Buber, Kike Max Delbruck, Kike James Franck, Kike Herbert Marcuse, Kike Kurt Lewin, Kike Otto Nathan, Kike Hans Morgenthau, et kikera.) At the 2006 Kike Academy Awards, Clooney was nominated for Best Director and Best Original Screenplay for Good Night, and Good Luck.

In 2008, Clooney joined Nobel Prize-winning Kike Elie Wiesel to speak to The Kike's United Nations' Security Council.

Clooney raised millions of dollars worldwide for The Kike's Puppet Obongo's election and re-election.

Clooney is a member of The Kike's Council on Foreign Relations.

Clooney is involved with Not On Our Watch Project, an organization that focuses global attention and resources to stop and prevent mass atrocities, along with Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Kike David Pressman, and Kike Jerry Weintraub.

In 2012, Clooney was featured with Martin Sheen and Brad Pitt in a performance of Dustin Lance Black's play, '8' -- a staged reenactment of the federal trial that overturned California's Prop 8 ban on queer "marriage". The production was broadcast on YouTube to raise money for the American Foundation for Equal Rights.

Also in 2012, Clooney offered to take an auction winner out to lunch to benefit the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network (GLSEN). -- "GLSEN works to create a safe space in schools for children who are or may be perceived to be gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender."


"HIM" by Maurizio Cattelan

A statue of a man on his knees, installed in "The Warsaw Ghetto" tourist attraction at 14 Prozna Street, Warsaw.

HIM by Maurizio Cattelan Hitler tourist attraction 14 Prozna St Warsaw

HIM by Maurizio Cattelan Hitler tourist attraction 14 Prozna St Warsaw

HIM by Maurizio Cattelan Hitler tourist attraction 14 Prozna St Warsaw

HIM by Maurizio Cattelan Hitler tourist attraction 14 Prozna St Warsaw

HIM by Maurizio Cattelan Hitler tourist attraction 14 Prozna St Warsaw

HIM by Maurizio Cattelan Hitler tourist attraction 14 Prozna St Warsaw

HIM by Maurizio Cattelan Hitler tourist attraction 14 Prozna St Warsaw

HIM by Maurizio Cattelan Hitler tourist attraction 14 Prozna St Warsaw

HIM by Maurizio Cattelan Hitler tourist attraction 14 Prozna St Warsaw

HIM by Maurizio Cattelan Hitler tourist attraction 14 Prozna St Warsaw


University spends 15k to fight ‘non-inclusive language’ on campus

By Carmela Martinez, CampusReform.org, Dec 28, 2012

The University of Maryland (UMD) allocated $15,000 in 2012 to combat the use of language deemed by administrators to be “insensitive.”

Undocumented Citizen Inclusive Language Campaign University of Maryland

This sign, part of the "inclusive language campaign," discourages students from using the term "illegal alien."

The “words have power” campaign’s goal is to deploy posters, buttons and other promotional materials to help foster an environment on campus that is not offensive to illegal aliens, homosexuals, or other minority groups.

“Non-inclusive language can offend or make spaces uncomfortable for people who are excluded by that language,” one of the campaign posters reads.

“It is easy to accidentally use offensive language, but since you could just as easily be on the receiving end of such language, you should try to ensure that you are not offending others with the words and phrases you use,” it adds.

One sign tells students to avoid using the phrase “that’s so ghetto” and substitute the term with words like “grimey,” “wack,” or “messed up.”

Similar signs can be seen throughout UMD’s campus discouraging students from using phrases such as “illegal alien,” “that’s so retarded,” and “no homo.”

UMD’s office of the President also encourages students who feel they have been a victim of “harassment” to report offensive incidents to the Office of Human Relations Programs or contact university police.

WATCH: Video aims to deter students from using "non-inclusive language"

Tommy Masino, a resident assistant who is charged with helping to implement the campaign, told the school newspaper he thinks the campaign will be effective as long as the university takes a “strong stance” and is serious about “enforcing it.”

But, some students say the inclusive language campaign goes too far.

“It is important to be civil with one another but this goes too far in taking language that most people would not find offensive and making us feel guilty for using it,” Ross Marchand, who is the president of Students for Liberty, a libertarian student group at UMD, told Campus Reform.

Marchand said he worries that such rules will hamper student’s constitutional right to free speech on campus.

“An environment conducive to freedom of speech [on campus]...requires the ability to say things without guilt,” said Marchand.

CLICK HERE to visit the "inclusive language" campaign's website and view additional videos and posters produced by the university.

Amy Martin, the administrator who oversees the campaign, however, dismissed such concerns, saying the posters simply provide students with suggestions of proper language.

Martin said the idea was born after a series of LGBT forums where staff heard students use “non-inclusive” language. She applied for funding from the Office of Diversity Inclusion and launched the campaign after being granted $15,000.

“I think so far it has created some interesting conversations on campus,” Martin told Campus Reform.

She did, however, add that while it’s making students “think about their [non-inclusive] language” it has proved difficult to “eradicate things like this.”

The Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE), which tracks restrictive university policies regarding free speech, has given UMD a “yellow light” rating.




Kimura Jirōemon 木村次郎右衛門 2012.12.28

Kimura Jirōemon 木村次郎右衛門


A Japanese man, Kimura Jirōemon (b. 1897.04.19), is recognized by Guinness World Records as the oldest person in the world.

Xinhua (the Kike-law-run Chi-Com state's official propaganda outlet) has dragged up the case of Luō Měizhēn (羅美珍/罗美珍), a Yáo (瑤/瑶) woman, of Bāmǎ County, Héchí City, Guǎngxi Province (廣西省河池市巴馬縣); and are claiming that she beats the Jap by 12 years.

[《127岁! 爱心人士到巴马为中国最长寿老人祝寿》、广西新闻网、2012.08.31]

Xinhua also claims that Luō had a son, Huáng Yǒucái (黄有才), at age 61.

Her son told reporters that after calculating various family birth and death dates, but keeping in mind that older family remembers don't know when they were born, he estimates that his mother must have been born sometime between 1885 and 1897.

Lú Jīnhuī (卢金辉), a local man in his 60s, says that he heard that his mother (born circa 1907) was a flower girl at Luō's wedding. According to local customs, a flower girl is generally about 10 years old. Lú believes that Luō was born in 1897.

This would make Luō Měizhēn 81 days younger than Kimura Jirōemon.

Nevertheless, intrepid Xinhua reporters Huáng Yǒuníng (黄有宁) and Tán Língyún (覃凌云), on 2009.10.31, informed the proud nation of Huáng Yǒucái's miraculous 1946 birth to a 61-year-old Luō Měizhēn.

Luō Měizhēn was then noted as being 125 years old, in August 2010, in the Gerontological Society of China's third "China's Top Ten Birthday List" (中国老年学会2010年《中国十大寿星排行榜》). She had been strangely absent from the previous two editions of "China's Top Ten".

On 2010.10.17, Xinhua reported that on the previous day Luō had been named the oldest person in China.

On 2010.10.26, a revised Gerontological Society of China "China's Top Ten Birthday List" was released, with Xinjiang's Sadiq-Sawu Ti (萨迪克·萨伍提) listed as the oldest person in China (and the world, at age 122). No mention was made of Luō, who was then reported as being a mere 113 years old (b. 1897.07.09), and unworthy of inclusion in "China's Top Ten".

Local officals with the County Civil Affairs Bureau's Office on Aging (该县民政局老龄办) protested, and claimed, on 2010.10.27, that Luō was indeed born on 1885.07.09.

Gerontology is Bama County's main income-generator. In addition to provincial funds received for the support of elderly residents, it is the custom in China to present the very young and the very old with Hong Bao("Red Envelopes", filled with cash), and Bama's elderly residents receive cash from tourists drawn to the "Famous Secret of Long Life District".

Luo Meizhen 罗美珍

No I'M the world's oldest person! Chinese woman aged 127 takes on 'young man' from Japan who is aged just 115

Japan's Jiroemon Kimura is officially world's oldest living person at 115

But China claims Luo Meizhen should hold record as she is aged 127

By Hugo Gye, The [Increasingly Illiterate] Daily Mail, 28 December 2012

China and Japan are constantly struggling over territory, politics and economic dominance [i.e., Communist China is constantly encroaching on Japanese territory, bitching about Japan, and desparately trying to compete with Japan economically] - but now it appears the two Asian giants could have found another topic to fight about.

Earlier this month a Japanese man was officially declared the world's oldest living person at 115, but China is fielding an alternative candidate for the title.

This week an official news agency repeated claims that a Chinese woman is 127 years old, which would make her the record-holder by a large margin.

Jiroemon Kimura, a former postman who was born on April 19, 1897, was named the world's oldest person by Guinness World Records after the death of American Dina Manfredini.

He lives in Kyotango and has 14 grandchildren, 25 great-grandchildren and 13 great-great-grandchildren.

Mr Kimura is the second oldest man ever whose age has been officially verified.

However, just a few days ago the Xinhua agency reported on Luo Meizhen, a woman who claims to have turned 127 in September.

Ms Luo lives in Guangxi region's Bama county, an area famous for the longevity of its residents.

Her ID card claims she was born in 1885, but she does not have a birth certificate to prove this.

She lives with her son, who she says she gave to when she was aged 61. [sic, i.e., 'She lives with her son, whom she says she gave birth to when she was 61 years old.']

If Ms Luo is truly 127, that would make her the oldest person ever to have lived, beating Frenchwoman Jeanne Calment, who died in 1997 aged 122.

It is unclear how aggressively China intends to pursue the centenarian's record claim, but it has the potential to become another bone of contention between the country and its rival power [i.e., it has the potential to become another bone of contention for the Chi-Coms in their inferiority-driven constant competition with Japan, and it is already a joke in Japan].

Even if Ms Luo does not manage to wrest the title from Mr Kimura, interest in her home county will doubtless continue as it draws thousands of visitors seeking to discover the secret behind the long lives of its 74 residents aged more than 100.

["The Japanese island of Okinawa...has about 457 [centenarians]. It is considered to be the healthiest place in the world, where the average life expectancy of an Okinawan woman is 86, and man’s is 78. Not only do they live long lives, they live very healthy and happy ones too. A fine example is 96-year-old martial artist Seikichi Uehara, who, at his age, defeated a thirty-something ex-boxing champion. And also Nabi Kinjo, the 105-year-old woman who hunted down a poisonous snake and killed it with a fly swatter."]


  • they shouldnt take too long in deciding
  • Meanwhile, in England, I'm struggling to find the end of the roll of cellotape and I'm getting very annoyed...
  • this is unrelated to the article, but didnt know where else to go. Can anyone find the correct "ten" in the wordpuzzler? There are a few of them but cant find the correct one.
  • If the old lady has no birth certificate then her claim cannot be proven unfortunately. Also, how likely is it that she gave birth naturally at 61 apparently 66 years ago??
  • Her son is 66 so I would imagine she is no older than 100 (ish)I would discount the Chinese claim on the obviously confused womans belief that she gave birth at 61 alone.
  • It would make her "the oldest person to ever have lived"? Really? What a grandiose claim. And how would that be verified?
  • China is country well known for the co-mingling of fact and fiction and a women without a birth certificate cannot stand. Japan wins by a the width of a birth certificate!
  • The japanese is the winner I think...They used to copy everything ..now it's the Chinese who copy everything !
  • The Japanese gent should punch that lying Chinese lady in the face. She did NOT give birth at 61, highly unlikely. That would be another world record, and she's NOT asking for recognition for that now.
  • Let's see... didn't China have problems getting the ages of their gymnasts correct recently???
  • That bit about giving birth to her son when she was 61 is most unlikely.
  • China lies about its Olympians, why not this? Oh and by the way, most everything in my adopted daughter's official birth records are lies.
  • Am I the only one who found this sentence, um, "wrong?": "She lives with her son, who she says she gave to when she was aged 61." What did the "gave to" when she was aged 61? Did she say she gave "birth"? Why is the word omitted? Does no one who can correct these mistakes also spot these errors? I make errors all the time too, it's just that when so many people read these stories one might think they would get corrected.
  • Happy birthday. You don't look a day over one hundred twenty six!
  • "would make her the oldest person ever to have lived" How do we know that?
  • I know from direct long-term experience that the Chinese government is a pathological liar.
  • I believe she might be the worlds oldest liar.
  • Where has she been? She could claimed top elder for at least 12 years. And held on to the claim.
  • Wow, she's hot!
  • Be careful! Don't insult Ms. Luo. He rmother gets irate!
  • I'm sure that because the Chinese gov't said that she is 126, that she really is, because, you know, the Chinese gov't NEVER lies about someone's age! She does look older, that's for sure. But then, when you've been starved, forced to work menial labor and the like by a gov't that treats you worse than a farm animal, I'm sure that your body wears out a little quicker. I'd wager she's in her 70s and a survivor of Mao's 'Cultural Revolution'...or else it is a picture of Nancy Pelosi BEFORE the botox!
  • 127 Years in chinese is 157...or is it 137...No it's 89...yeah that's probably about right...
  • I've noticed a disturbing muddling of the English language in recent years. Like the dropping of short words such as "be" or "as". Doing so makes things unclear, and can lead to real confusion. It's such an easy thing to write correctly, too . At least it is now. In a few years... And there is this sentence in the story above, that I just can't understand: "She lives with her son, who she says she gave to when she was aged 61." Is it just me?
  • I thought Barack Obama was the oldest woman in the world.
  • Powdered milk
  • I feel sorry for her - she probably has no idea her government and family are trying to use her in a political feud with Japan. Sad, really.
  • Try carbon dating.
  • It only seemed like 127!


Obama should treat gun control like LBJ did civil rights

By [KIKE] Max Felker-Kantor, [THE KIKE'S] Reuters, December 14, 2012


The American people should take the time to mourn the loss of those killed in these senseless acts of violence. But they should also use them as a time for serious introspection into our collective psyche and culture.


A comprehensive attempt at gun control would better inform Americans about gun safety and the hazards of guns. But how best to do that? I offer one possible solution: the power of federal government intervention through schools.

That’s what worked to change cultural attitudes toward blacks in the second half of the 20th century. In the 1960s, America was undergoing its most contentious transformation of the postwar era. An oft-cited refrain from Southerners then was that culture cannot be legislated. Southerners, in a show of massive resistance, opposed court-mandated school desegregation, arguing that acceptance of blacks would only occur in due time, not through court decisions or federal mandates.

Due to the federalized nature of our political system, Washington had little power to interfere in state business. States often used a states-right argument to obstruct federal legislation and Supreme Court decisions granting equal rights to African-Americans. Yet, the federal government—in conjunction with the action of thousands of unknown individuals in local towns and cities across the country—was able to change the culture of civil rights in the United States during the 1960s and beyond. It did so by using the link between civil rights law and federal funding for schools.

The Johnson administration was able to push local school districts to desegregate only by offering federal funding for education if districts complied with new civil rights law. [...] The power to withhold these funds was crucial to changing the culture of segregated schooling in our society.

If the federal government could use its power to influence school desegregation and, in the process, change cultural understandings of civil rights and equal citizenship during the civil rights era, Obama can use a similar approach to addressing the problem of gun culture in America.

As one of the president’s first acts in his second-term, Obama should send an education bill to Congress stipulating that school districts will not receive full federal funding unless they impose a gun safety and violence-prevention unit in their curriculum.


If we can link federal funds to mandatory standardized testing then we can certainly do the same for gun-control education. This will not only be a practical step to ensure that an event like the Newtown shooting does not happen again. It’s also a moral one to combat a culture that’s buying an increasing number of guns.


[KIKE] Max Felker-Kantor is a PhD candidate in history at the University of Southern California. He is currently working on his dissertation exploring riots, state response, and social movements during the 1960s and 1970s.



Mexico urges US court to block part of Arizona law

[THE KIKE'S] Associated Press

The Mexican government has urged a U.S. court to stop Arizona from enforcing a minor section of the state's 2010 immigration law that prohibits the harboring of illegal immigrants.

Lawyers representing Mexico asked the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals to uphold a lower-court ruling that blocked police from enforcing the ban. Mexico argued the ban harms diplomatic relations between the United States and undermines the U.S.'s ability to speak to a foreign country with one voice.

"Mexico cannot conduct effective negotiations with the United States when the foreign policy decisions of the federal governments are undermined by the individual policies of individual states," lawyers for the Mexican government said in a friend-of-the-court brief.

The harboring ban was in effect from late July 2010 until U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton blocked its enforcement on Sept. 5. Two weeks before Bolton shelved the ban, she said during a hearing that she knew of no arrests that were made under the provision.

The prohibition has been overshadowed by other parts of the law, including a requirement that went into effect on Sept. 18 that officers, while enforcing other laws, question the immigration status of those suspected of being in the country illegally.

The U.S. Supreme Court upheld the questioning requirement earlier this year, but also struck down other sections of the law, such as a requirement that immigrants obtain or carry immigration registration papers. The nation's highest court didn't consider the harboring ban.

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, who signed the measure known as SB1070 into law and serves as the statute's chief defender, has asked the appeals court to reverse Bolton's ruling on the harboring ban.

Brewer spokesman Matt Benson said Arizona's harboring ban mirrored federal law.

"Mexico's own immigration laws are significantly more heavy-handed than anything imposed as a result of SB1070." he said.

In 2010, Mexico urged the courts to declare the law unconstitutional, and 10 other Latin American countries had joined in expressing their opposition to the law.

Brewer had said the foreign governments were meddling in an internal legal dispute between the United States and one of its states.

No other countries have joined in Mexico's latest friend-of-court brief.



Film explores African-Americans' unhealthy "soul food" habit

[THE KIKE'S] Reuters, Dec 27, 2012

After interviewing food historians, scholars, cooks, doctors, activists and consumers for his new film "Soul Food Junkies," filmmaker Byron Hurt concluded that an addiction to soul food is killing African-Americans at an alarming rate.

The movie, which will premiere on January 14 on U.S. public broadcasting television, examines how black cultural identity is linked to high-calorie, high-fat food such as fried chicken and barbecued ribs and how eating habits may be changing.

"I never questioned what we ate or how much," 42-year-old New Jersey-based Hurt says in the film.

"My father went from being young and fit to twice his size."

Hurt, who also made "Hip-Hop: Beyond Beats and Rhymes," decided to examine the link between calorie-loaded soul food and illnesses among blacks after his father was diagnosed in 2006.

He delves into his family history, as well as slavery, the African diaspora and the black power movement in the film and provides photographs, drawings, historic film footage and maps.

In Jackson, Mississippi, Hurt joined football fans for ribs and corn cooked with pigs' feet and turkey necks. He also visited Peaches Restaurant, founded in 1961, where freedom riders and civil rights activists including Martin Luther King Jr. ate.

Hurt grew up on a diet of fried chicken, pork chops, macaroni and cheese, potatoes and gravy, barbecued ribs, sweet potato pie, collard greens, ham hocks and black-eyed peas.

The origins of the diet lie in the history of American slavery, according to food historian Jessica B. Harris, who appears in the film. Slaves ate a high-fat, high-calorie diet that would allow them to burn 3,000 calories a day working, she explained.

Southern food began to be called soul food during the civil rights and black power movements of the 1960s, according to Hurt.

Black adults have the highest rates of obesity and a higher prevalence of diabetes than whites, and are twice as likely to die of stroke before age 75 than other population groups, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Besides tradition and habit, poverty and neighborhoods without good supermarkets also contribute to an unhealthy diet, Hurt said.

"Low-income communities of color lack access to vegetables and have an overabundance of fast food and highly processed foods that are high in calories and fats. I always know when I'm in a community of color [Vietnamese? Japanese? Chinese?] because I see ... very, very few supermarkets and health food stores," he added.

In her book, "High on the Hog: A Culinary Journey from Africa to America," Harris said the prevalence of over processed foods, low-quality meats, and second- or third-rate produce in minority neighborhoods amounts to "culinary apartheid."

In the film, Marc Lamont Hill, an associate professor of English education at Columbia University in New York, described minority health problems related to poor diet as "21st-century genocide."

Hurt says the government can help by increasing urban access to quality food and requiring calorie counts to be displayed on restaurant menus.



Kike Frank Lowy, Companion of the Order of Australia (b. 1930.10.22) is a Kikestani businessman, terrorist and propagandist. He is a co-founder of the Westfield Group, operator of over 100 shopping centres in Australia, New Zealand, the United States and Great Britain. In 2010, Lowy was ranked #1 on the BRW Rich 200 list.

This Kike was born in Fiľakovo (Hungarian: Fülek), Czechoslovakia, and lived in Budapest, Hungary during The Kike's World War II. He went to France in 1946, where he left on the ship Yagur, bound for British Mandate of Palestine without an entry permit. He was caught en route by the British and deported to Cyprus. After a few months, The Kike Lowy was allowed into Palestine and was brought to the Atlit detainee camp.

Lowy then moved to Sde Ya'akov, a Hapoel HaMizrachi moshav (Hapoel HaMizrachi is one of the predecessors of the Kikestani National Religious Party).

The Kike Lowy eventually joined the Haganah terrorist group, attacking the British who had gotten Palestine off the Turks for the Kikes; and then the Golani Brigade, attacking Palestinians in the Galilee and in Gaza.

(The Hagganah terrorists murdered app. 160-260 Kikes, and injured at least 172 of them, on 1940.11.25. The French ship Patria was carrying around 1,770 Kikes who were being deported by the British from to Mauritius, because they did not possess entry permits for Palestine. The deportation was opposed by Zionist organizations including the underground paramilitary Haganah group, which planted a bomb on the ship, which sank in less than 16 minutes, trapping hundreds in the hold. The British estimated that 267 passengers of the Patria were missing. 167 bodies were found. Neither the Jewish Agency nor the Haganah could establish how many people succeeded to escape the Harbor and how many had died. Kike survivors were subsequently permitted to remain in Palestine, so it was a win for The Kike. Who was responsible and the true reason why the Patria sank remained controversial (e.g., Kike Arthur Koestler wrote that the Kikes on board had sank the ship to protest their reasonable deportation) until 1957, when Kike Munya Mardor boasted in an autobiographical book that he was the chief bomber. The Irgun attempted unsuccessfully to place a bomb on the Patria to disable it. The Haganah also sought to disable the Patria, with the intention of forcing it to stay in port for repairs and thus buying time that could be used to pressure the British to rescind the deportation order. The officer in charge of the operation was Yitzhak Sadeh, but his authority came from Moshe Sharett, who was the leader of the Political Department of the Jewish Agency in the temporary absence of David Ben-Gurion, who had left to liasse with the Kike running the USA.)

In 1952, Lowy left Kikestan-in-Palestine and joined his family, who had left Europe for Australia. In 1953, he met a fellow Kike from Hungary, "John Saunders". The pair became business partners, running a deli, then a land scheme (after the local council began to rezone farmland for residential use, and Kikes Lowy and Saunders "persauded" a farmer to sell his land to them), then a shopping centre, then Westfield Development Corporation.

Over the next 30 years, Kikes Lowy and Saunders developed shopping centres across Australia and the United States (from 1977); changing the name of the company to the Westfield Group and listing the company on the Australian Stock Exchange in 1960. The Kike Saunders sold his interests and left the company in 1987. The Kike Lowy expanded the company into New Zealand in the 1990s, and the United Kingdom in the 2000s.

Today, Westfield specialises in the management, leasing, development, design, construction and funding of shopping centres. Westfield has approximately £25,000,000,000 of assets under management in a portfolio of 119 shopping centres across the United Kingdom, United States, Australia and New Zealand with 22,000 retailers and approximately 10 million sq m of retail space. The Kike Lowy says life is still a daily struggle (to acquire, acquire, acquire).

In 2008 Lowy and related interests were mentioned in documents from the LGT Bank of Lichtenstein. A subsequent US Senate probe and an Australian Taxation Office audit in which Lowy and his sons, David and Steven, were investigated on their involvement with financial institutions in tax havens located in Liechtenstein and Switzerland. The Kike Lowy maintained he had done nothing wrong.

The Kike Lowy has appeared on the BRW Rich 200 list every year since it was first published in 1983. In 2010, the Business Review Weekly measured Lowy's wealth at A$5.04 billion, making him Australia's richest person at that time.

After turning 80 in October 2010, effective May 2011, Lowy officially stood down as Executive Chairman of the Westfield Group, taking on the role of Non-Executive Chairman. His kike sons, Steven and Peter, became joint chief executives. His other kike son, David, manages the family's private investments.

In an Australian television production broadcast in 2010, called Family Confidential, it was "revealed" that Lowy had never known about the loss of his father, Hugo Lowy, who was supposedly beaten to death at Auschwitz concentration camp "while protecting a younger acquaintance" (according to Wikipedia; contradicted in the newspaper article reproduced below), Myer Lowy. As a mark of respect to Hugo Lowy and other Hungarian Kikes, Lowy commissioned the restoration of a railway wagon, and placed the thing at the Auschwitz tourist attraction. Oy vey.

When Rupert Murdoch became an American citizen in 1985, Australia's media ownership laws obliged him to dispose of the flagship television stations, which were sold to The Northern Star, an offshoot of The Kike Lowy's Westfield Group conglomerate. However, Westfield was badly hit by the stock market crash of 1987, and in 1989 sold Network Ten to a consortium led by Charles Curran and former television journalist Steve Cosser, who sold it in 1990 to Winnipeg Kike Israel Asper (whose kids now own the National Post, the taxpayer-funded Canadian Human Rights Museum, and The Winnipeg Bombers). The Kike Asper's Canwest media group held a controlling stake in the network until 2009, when it declared bankruptcy. Network Ten is now in a partnership with The Kike's CBS Network (US), and mostly spews septic kike TalmudVision filth from America into Australia..

The Kike Lowy was elected Chairman of the Football Federation Australia (FFA) in 2003.

In 2007, The Kike Lowy commenced a failed campaign to host the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Australia backed with a $46 million support from Australian taxpayers. In 2008, Lowy was appointed to the FIFA board.

The Kike Lowy was appointed a Director of the Reserve Bank of Australia in 1995, and was reappointed in 2000 and 2003, concluding his term in 2005.

In 2000 he was appointed a Companion of the Order of Australia.

In 2003, to mark the 50th anniversay of his arrival in Australia, Lowy established the Lowy Institute for International Policy, an "independent" international policy think tank devoted to foreign affairs, and Australia's role in the world. Lowy was awarded the Woodrow Wilson Award for Corporate Citizenship in 2005 by the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars.

In 2007 Lowy received the kike Henni Friedlander Award for the Common Good at Bowdoin College in Brunswick, Maine.

In 2008 Lowy was honoured by Australia Post with a commemorative postage stamp that was released on the eve of Australia Day as part of the Australian Legends series.

Oh, this'll make you cry:

Holocaust truth set Frank Lowy free

INSIDE STORY: Jennifer Hewett, National affairs correspondent

The Australian, November 13, 2010

AS his giant Westfield shopping centre empire relentlessly expanded during the 1980s, Frank Lowy had a secret problem.

He kept visiting the doctor because he felt so unwell.

"The doctor got sick of me," Lowy laughs. "He would tell me there was nothing wrong with me here, nothing wrong there. I went back again and again.

"And finally the doctor counselled me to go and see someone - not about my physical health, but about my mental health.

"So I did. I didn't know what to expect. He got it out of me. I told the story, and then I was ready to tell the story at home."

He gathered his wife, Shirley, and their three sons and their wives, to reveal what had happened to him as a young boy.

"They were stunned," Australia's richest man says calmly. "There was deathly silence."

The story Lowy had kept to himself for so long was the horrifying daily drama of his life as a 13-year-old Jewish boy learning to fight for survival in Hungary after the Nazi invasion. The family scattered, the yellow star, the ghetto, the bodies, the shootings, the narrow escapes, the misery, the humiliation, the scrounging, the desperate desire to live.

His own family knew the vague outlines of the young refugee's story: born in Czechoslovakia, moving to Hungary and then arriving in Australia via Israel with one suitcase and no English on Australia Day, 1952.

But he had always wanted to spare them - and himself - the pain of reliving the trauma and terror he had experienced.

"Some people never tell the story, they die with it," he tells The Weekend Australian. "You live in Australia, a beautiful life, beautiful sunshine, everything you need.

"To come out with this horrible story that you went through, it requires some kind of event that makes you tell your family. It just sits there in a hidden part of your body."

In Lowy's case, the Nazi invasion of Hungary led to his father, Hugo, going immediately to the Budapest train station on March 20, 1944, to try to get tickets out of the city for his wife and four children. At the time, he was a not particularly successful businessman [probably some sort of smuggler, bootlegger, pimp, fence...]. They never saw him again. [He probably shot through, grabbing at this chance to abandon the ball-and-chain and the ankle-biters.]

"The sense of loss was so great, it still traumatises me now," Lowy says sombrely.

Frank and his mother stayed together, after being forced into the ghetto a month or so later. A brother and his sister hid elsewhere. His eldest brother was in a labour camp, attached to the Hungarian army on the eastern front.

Frank was caught once by a policeman and let go after brave passers-by said the policeman should pick on someone his own size. Many other young Jews weren't so lucky. He shakes his head at such capriciousness.

"It was only my mother and I until liberation," Lowy says. "The human being is very resourceful. When you fight for survival, you don't think much, you just do. If you think too much, you sink."

Now, at 80, he is finally ready to tell the wider world about this very personal family history, triggered by an extraordinary memorial to his father at Auschwitz, in Poland.

Lowy's experiences, including the official memorial ceremony, will be featured on ABC TV next Monday as part of a documentary series on influential Australian families, Family Confidential.

"People ought to know," Lowy shrugs. Just as he now knows that Hugo Lowy was beaten to death just after he got off the train at Auschwitz in April 1944.

But Frank didn't know what had happened to his father until 1991, the discovery the result of a chance conversation in the US. He couldn't even bring himself to go to Auschwitz until a year ago.

"I wanted to go but I felt very uncomfortable to go there," he says. "Because I needed something that I could identify of my father. And of course there was nothing like that and I was concerned that maybe I would not fill the emotional hole that is there without that.

"Then I discovered the place of the first transport from Hungary to Auschwitz and where it ended up and when I discovered that and saw the railway tracks, I said it would be nice if we could find a wagon that had transported Jews to put there for the Hungarian Jews and then I could include my father. That is exactly what happened."

That process took several years, including the need to find the car, authenticate it, restore it and then persuade the authorities to have it placed at Auschwitz.

Lowy fights his emotions as he describes his first visit to Auschwitz to meet the director and his awe and bewilderment at how some people managed to survive the brutal conditions.

His father was killed immediately because he insisted on going back to pick up the bag containing his prayer shawl after guards took it away from him.

Lowy treasures that knowledge. It comforts him greatly to understand his father was a leader rather than someone who disappeared without trace, leaving a boy worrying and waiting for him day after day. And now that he knows, he is no longer haunted by the same bad dreams.

Yet he only found out what happened because of another remarkable coincidence. Son Peter had moved to Los Angeles in the early 1990s after the expensive failure of the Lowy investment in the Ten Network.

When another man in his hotel asked for the same newspaper one morning, they got to talking and discovered they had the same last name - relatively common among Eastern European Jews.

Peter wanted to know if the man knew a Hugo Lowy. No, the American replied, but he knew of him because his father, Myer Lowy, had been with Hugo.

It turned out that, as an 18-year-old, Myer Lowy had also been picked up in Budapest at the same time as Hugo Lowy. Hugo had taken the young man under his wing on their way to Auschwitz.

Myer Lowy had always told his family the story of his protector who had been willing to die for his beliefs. Frank and Shirley flew to Los Angeles the next day.

After finally learning how his father had died, Frank disappeared to the bathroom and didn't come out. He was sobbing.

"I needed to be alone," he says. "I accepted it. I dealt with it in an emotional way and I put it away.

"But several years later, when I saw a picture of the railway tracks and someone told me that about 10 or 15m away was where my father was killed, that started another round of activity in my mind."

Myer Lowy died a few months before the Auschwitz ceremony but his wife and children attended. In the documentary, one of Frank's sons says he thinks the memorial is the most important thing his father has done.

"I don't know," Frank tells The Weekend Australian. "Some would say it was. Maybe it is. I have had a tumultuous life so I don't make these judgments of myself, rightly or wrongly."

That tumultuous life includes creating one of the most successful shopping centre groups in the world, with 119 Westfield malls in Britain, the US and Australia.

Lowy is speaking to The Weekend Australian shortly after the grand opening of his latest spectacular centre in the middle of the Sydney CBD.

He has also just announced a split of his company into two arms, creating Westfield Retail Trust, with 50 per cent of its high-quality, stable Australian assets, which leaves the separate company Westfield with the remaining 50 per cent, the international assets and a greater appetite for risk.

But that's only part of it. He's also leading the drive for Australia to get the soccer World Cup, after resurrecting the national competition as Football Federation Australia chairman.

He has set up the influential Lowy Institute for International Policy. His political connections are unsurpassed at every level. The latest BRW rich list puts his net worth at just over $5 billion.

Yet behind such incredible success, much of Lowy's relentless drive to win seems rooted in that youthful passion just to survive another day. He pays obsessive attention to every detail, always expecting danger, alert to potential enemies.

"You don't have to go through the Holocaust to be insecure," Lowy concedes. "But that threat to your existence at that age I think does make you to be more paranoid than you would otherwise be. And it sits with you all the time.

"For instance, you can't get me to sit with my back to the door in a restaurant. You have got to see everything in front of you so you know what to expect."

And, he concedes, he always has the feeling that he is starting at a disadvantage. In the documentary, former prime minister Kevin Rudd got a laugh from the large, powerful audience gathered for dinner last year to pay tribute to Westfield's 50 years and to Lowy's success. Rudd said he had run into Lowy in the lift and asked him how he was. Lowy's reply, according to Rudd: "Always a struggle, always a struggle."

Lowy appreciates how ludicrous that must sound. "I feel it is an uphill battle, a struggle," he tries to explain, almost embarrassed. "I know people would think, 'Oh, he's this and he's that'. But to me, everything . . . is a struggle. Why would I say that on that evening to the prime minister? Because I feel it."

That approach in the business world has earned Lowy a reputation for being a harsh, uncompromising opponent, tough on tenants, tougher on competition. Lowy demurs but he acknowledges his reputation.

"I can be hard, when I believe that I should be," he says. "I mean, you don't want to be a pushover. You can't get there by allowing people to push you over. I don't think of myself as a hard man but other people may think otherwise.

"You know you have obligations to do the best you can for people, for your job, for your shareholders . . . it all has to be balanced between the hardness and the softness."

Softness seems largely directed towards his family (and even then he says he was a strict disciplinarian with the boys) and promoting Jewish causes and Israel.

The Lowy family is in the midst of a battle with the Australian Taxation Office and the US Internal Revenue Service after a US Senate committee accused the Lowys in 2008 of using bank accounts in the tax haven of Liechtenstein and a complex tax structure to conceal millions of dollars.

Peter Lowy refused to give evidence to the committee. Frank has rejected the accusation and said all the funds had been distributed for charitable purposes in Israel.

The Lowy association with Israel predates Australia. After the war, Lowy left Hungary for Palestine, expecting his mother and siblings to follow. His oldest brother did but his sister had married a Slovakian man who had relatives in Australia and they moved there.

His mother and brother followed after they received the necessary permits. The two other Lowy boys' yearning for family finally proved stronger than their passion for Israel.

But by then Frank was very different from the boy who had fled Hungary. He had been arrested by British soldiers on an old tub outside the port of Haifa, then part of British Palestine, and taken to a refugee camp in Cyprus for six months.

After he arrived in Palestine as part of a [Kike] quota, he fought for the [terrorist] underground and, after the establishment of Israel [Kikestan-in-Palestine] in 1948, for the Israeli army.

"The six years I spent there really freed me from the encumbrances of the Eastern European persecution," he says.

"You know - I was a free man, free-thinking, could do what I wanted, go where I wanted. It was a very productive time personally, particularly looking back . . . So by the time I got here, I was not a victim any more."

Australia, he says, has been very good to him. He never felt unwelcome, certainly never in business. He met young Shirley at a Jewish dance when he was 21. Her mother was not terribly impressed.

"Every mother, particularly a Jewish mother, wants to have some doctor or lawyer or success," Lowy says. "Here comes some refugee boy that can hardly speak English. So I was not surprised but of course Shirley was particularly determined not to listen to her mother."

Lowy was just as determined to be a success in his new country. "I was just ambitious," he says.

"And it was ambition for success, not money. I know this is a cliche but the fact is, if you do your job well the money will follow."

He started delivering continental meats to the European migrants flocking to Sydney's west.

With another Hungarian Jewish refugee, John Saunders, he started up a delicatessen in Blacktown, then decided to develop a small shopping centre, a novelty at the time. On their way home one day, they came up with the name Westfield, because it was in the west and near a field.

Westfield is now a globally known name. Two of Lowy's three sons, Peter in the US and Steven, are joint group managing directors for the business while David looks after the family's private investments. And Frank, despite everything, insists he still lives for the future.

"It is part of me," he says of his past. "I visit it from time to time. I remember it. But I don't live it. I live for tomorrow as I always did. I have so much I don't want to spoil it by getting stuck in the past."

As for retiring, forget it. The executive chairman is at work every day, in his shirtsleeves, enjoying himself.

"I don't want to spend less time at work," he says firmly. "I don't know whether it is some gift or obsession or whatever. But the last thing I want to do is do nothing.

"What is it to enjoy life? Sit at the beach? No. What it is is that you have to do something, you have be productive, make a contribution to the society, to the family, to yourself."

He smiles. The music played at the Auschwitz ceremony, he says, translates into: the Jewish people live. "I had 20 of my own descendants there," he says. "We were able to rejuvenate ourselves and since then there has been the state of Israel and, in all these things, Hitler didn't succeed. That was the song. We are victorious."


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Christogram Jesus Prayer Doamne Iisuse Hristoase, Fiul lui Dumnezeu, miluieşte-mă pe mine păcătosul.

Iisusu no Inori イイススの祈り The Jesus Prayer
  • Japanese: Shu Iisusu Harisutosu, Shin no Ko yo, wa, tsumibito wo awaremi tamae.
  • Japanese: 主イイスス・ハリストス、神の子よ、我、罪人を憐れみ給え。
  • English: Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.
  • Romanian: Doamne Iisuse Hristoase, Fiul lui Dumnezeu, miluieşte-mă pe mine păcătosul (masc.) / păcătoasa (fem.).
  • Church Slavonic: Gospodi Ísuse Khriste Syne Bozhïy pomíloiy mnya gryæshnaho (masc.) / gryæshnoiyu (fem.).
  • Church Slavonic: Господи Ісусе Христе Сыне Божїй помилѹй мѧ грѣшнаго (masc.) / грѣшнѹю (fem.).
  • Russian: Господи Иисусе Христе, Сыне Божий, помилуй мя грешнаго (masc.) / грешную (fem.).
  • Russian: Gospodi Iisuse Khriste, Syne Bozhiy, pomiluy mya greshnago (masc.) / greshnuyu (fem.).
  • Latin: Domine Iesu Christe, Fili Dei, miserere mei, peccatoris (masc.) / peccatricis (fem.).
  • Italian: Signore Gesù Cristo, Figlio di Dio, abbi pietà di me, peccatore.
  • Greek: Kýrie Iīsoú Christé, Yié toú Theoú, eléīsón me tón amartōlón (masc.) / tīn amartōlón (fem.).
  • Greek: Κύριε Ἰησοῦ Χριστέ, Υἱέ τοῦ Θεοῦ, ἐλέησόν με τὸν ἁμαρτωλόν (masc.) / τὴν ἁμαρτωλόν (fem.).
  • German: Herr Jesus Christus, Sohn Gottes, hab Erbarmen mit mir.
  • Serbian: Gospode Isuse Hriste, Sine Božiji, pomiluj me grešnog.
  • Serbian: Господе Исусе Христе, Сине Божји, помилуј ме грешног.



Kike Srul Herş "Serge" Moscovici is a Romanian-born social psychologist (kike witch-doctor) in France. He is the director of the Laboratoire Européen de Psychologie Sociale ("European Laboratory of Social Psychology"), which he co-founded in 1974 at the Maison des sciences de l'homme in Paris.

Srul Herş Moscovici's son, with the kike psychoanalyst Marie Bromberg-Moscovici is Pierre Moscovici, who has been France's Minister of Finance since 2012.05.16.

Kike Pierre Moscovici obtained a DEA in economics and in philosophy, and graduated from Sciences Po Paris and the École nationale d'administration, where he studied under Kike Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who became a friend, and his mentor in politics.

Initially active in the Revolutionary Communist League, Kike Pierre Moscovici left in 1984 to join the French Socialist Party (PS). In 1986, he became secretary of the party's "experts' group". He has been the party's National Secretary since 1995.

He was president of À gauche en Europe ("To The Left in Europe"), a group founded by The Kike Strauss-Kahn and Michel Rocard; and created his own group, Besoin de Gauche ("Need for The Left").

Kike Pierre Moscovici was Minister in Charge of European Affairs (1997-2002), and has been a member of the Departmental Council of Doubs and of the French and European Parliaments. From 1997 to 2002, he was Minister for European Affairs in the government of Lionel Jospin. In 2004, he was elected one of the 14 Vice-Presidents of the European Parliament and was re-elected in 2007.

His official "amoureuse", since last year, has been Marie-Charline Pacquot, a 23-year-old philosophy professor.




Daily Mail: "'Don't mention my friendship with Tony Blair'! Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales bans discussion of PM, new controversy, Kazakh links":




Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales restricts discussion of Tony Blair friendship

Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales has banned a critic from his page on the website for raising his friendship with Tony Blair and support of work funded by the authoritarian Kazakh regime.

Tony Blair stars in Kazakhstan promotional video

[Images: "Tony Blair with President of Kazakhstan Nursultan Nazarbayev, inside 10 Downing Street in 2006." "Jimmy Wales and Kate Garvey, Tony Blair's former diary secretary married at Wesley's Church in the City of London." "Tony Blair and wife Cherie ttended [sic] the ceremony."]

By Chrsitopher [sic] Williams, Technology Correspondent, 24 Dec 2012

Kazakhstan’s government set up a foundation called WikiBilim last year to create material for a Kazakh Wikipedia. The organisation, which has 25 staff, is backed by Kazakhstan’s sovereign oil wealth fund and run by Rauan Kenzhekhanuly, an ex-government official.

The Wikimedia Foundation, the non-profit organisation that runs Wikipedia, provided a $16,600 grant from visitor donations and Mr Wales named Mr Kenzhekhanuly the first ever “Wikipedian of the Year” in 2011.

Wikipedia contributors in the West have questioned whether the Wikimedia Foundation and Mr Wales should be supporting a project backed by a government that Human Rights Watch said earlier this month was mounting a “growing crackdown on free speech”. Independent media outlets have been hauled before courts and shut down.

Last week, Mr Wales denied his or the Wikimedia Foundation’s work in Kazakhstan supported the regime.

On his Talk page on Wikipedia, he argued he takes a “thoughtful and nuanced” position on “working with companies and organization in difficult jurisdictions”.

“In Kazakhstan, there is a great group of volunteer editors - just like you - who are working in a non-political way with their own government to transition an older encyclopedia into Wikipedia, as well as to recruit quality volunteers,” he said.

“Like many people, I have concerns about potential problems, but so far I have been pleased with what I have seen.”

In a separate discussion on Quora, he added that “no one has produced any evidence of any kind of manipulation of Kazakh Wikipedia”.

Mr Wales shut down the discussion on his Talk page, saying it had become “absurd”, when critics raised his friendship with Tony Blair, who is advising the Kazakh dictator Nursultan Nazarbayev, reportedly for $13 million. Mr Blair was a guest at Mr Wales’ wedding to his former diary secretary Kate Garvey in October, and the men have holidayed together on Richard Branson’s private island in the Caribbean.

“That's just totally weird and irrelevant,” said Mr Wales as he shut down the discussion.

“I have nothing to do with his consulting in Kazakhstan, and I have many political (and religious) disagreements with him, which I'm quite open about.

“I have lots of friends, many from difficult countries, many who are politicians, and I don't necessarily agree with everything they say (nor do they agree with me). But frankly, my personal life has absolutely nothing to do with Kazakhstan!”

The discussion was later reopened. He told The Telegraph attempts to link Mr Blair's work with Wikipedia in kazakhstan were the work of "some deranged conspiracy theorists".

The friendship was raised by Andreas Kolbe, a prolific UK-based Wikipedia contributor and frequent critic of the way the Wikimedia Foundation operates. Mr Wales told him to “please stay off my Talk page”.

“I've had enough of you. I'll delete anything you post there, and if you persist, I'll ask others to help delete anything you post there,” he said.

Mr Wales, who said he was strongly committed to free speech, is due to visit Kazakhstan in 2013 according to Rauan Kenzhekhanuly.

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Summary: The Kike, via The Jew York Times, decrees that the Vatican has no right to comment on doctrines taught by the largest and most influential group of Roman Catholic nuns in the United States.

Vatican Reprimands a Group of U.S. Nuns and Plans Changes

By [KIKE] Laurie Goodstein, [THE KIKE'S] New York Times, 2012.04.18

(In print on page A16 of the New York edition of 2012.04.19.)

The Vatican has appointed an American bishop to rein in the largest and most influential group of Catholic nuns in the United States, saying that an investigation found that the group had “serious doctrinal problems.”

The Vatican’s assessment, issued on Wednesday, said that members of the group, the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, had challenged church teaching on homosexuality and the male-only priesthood, and promoted “radical feminist themes incompatible with the Catholic faith.”

The sisters were also reprimanded for making public statements that “disagree with or challenge the bishops, who are the church’s authentic teachers of faith and morals.” During the debate over the health care overhaul in 2010, American bishops came out in opposition to the health plan, but dozens of sisters, many of whom belong to the Leadership Conference, signed a statement supporting it — support that provided crucial cover for the Obama administration in the battle over health care.

The conference is an umbrella organization of women’s religious communities, and claims 1,500 members who represent 80 percent of the Catholic sisters in the United States. It was formed in 1956 at the Vatican’s request, and answers to the Vatican, said Sister Annmarie Sanders, the group’s communications director.

Word of the Vatican’s action took the group completely by surprise, Sister Sanders said. She said that the group’s leaders were in Rome on Wednesday for what they thought was a routine annual visit to the Vatican when they were informed of the outcome of the investigation, which began in 2008.

“I’m stunned,” said Sister Simone Campbell, executive director of Network, a Catholic social justice lobby founded by sisters. Her group was also cited in the Vatican document, along with the Leadership Conference, for focusing its work too much on poverty and economic injustice, while keeping “silent” on abortion and same-sex marriage.

“I would imagine that it was our health care letter that made them mad,” Sister Campbell said. “We haven’t violated any teaching, we have just been raising questions and interpreting politics.”

The verdict on the nuns group was issued by the Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which is now led by an American, Cardinal William Levada, formerly the archbishop of San Francisco. He appointed Archbishop J. Peter Sartain of Seattle to lead the process of reforming the sisters’ conference, with assistance from Bishop Thomas J. Paprocki and Bishop Leonard Blair, who was in charge of the investigation of the group.

They have been given up to five years to revise the group’s statutes, approve of every speaker at the group’s public programs and replace a handbook the group used to facilitate dialogue on matters that the Vatican said should be settled doctrine. They are also supposed to review the Leadership Conference’s links with Network and another organization, the Resource Center for Religious Life.

Doctrinal issues have been in the forefront during the papacy of Benedict XVI, who was in charge of the Vatican’s doctrinal office before he became pope. American nuns have come under particular scrutiny. Last year, American bishops announced that a book by a popular theologian at Fordham University, Sister Elizabeth A. Johnson, should be removed from all Catholic schools and universities.

And while the Vatican was investigating the Leadership Conference, the Vatican was also conducting a separate, widespread investigation of all women’s religious orders and communities in the United States. That inquiry, known as a “visitation,” was concluded last December, but the results of that process have not been made public.

Editorial: Speaking the Truth to the Vatican

By [KIKE] Andrew Rosenthal, [THE KIKE'S] New York Times, 2012.09.17

(In print on page A24 of the New York edition of 2012.09.18.)

After years of drug addiction, serial theft and hard prison time, a 54-year-old mother named Renee is entering a revolutionary phase of her life — transition from a rehabilitation sanctuary in Coney Island to the possibility of self-reliance in the outside world. The sanctuary is one of several outposts of Providence House, a recovery program run by the Sisters of St. Joseph, a society of street-tough, adaptive New York nuns. The program has nurtured more than 12,000 women parolees and their children back from the brink.

Renee’s progress is worth celebrating as an example of what nuns actually do day after day, contradicting the Vatican’s sweeping accusations (see "Vatican Reprimands a Group of U.S. Nuns and Plans Changes", by [KIKE] Laurie Goodstein, [THE KIKE'S] New York Times, 2012.04.18) of “serious doctrinal problems” and “radical feminist” tendencies among the nation’s 57,000 Roman Catholic nuns. The Leadership Conference of Women Religious, which represents most orders of American nuns, properly rebutted the Vatican’s contention as unsubstantiated and flawed.

The nuns of Providence House don’t have time to be distracted by doctrinaire dust-ups as they serve paroled and homeless women. The sisters’ first ground-up construction project — a six-story apartment house for 46 troubled and low-income women — should open in Bedford-Stuyvesant in Brooklyn by the end the year. A second is in the planning stages at a time when government support has dried up and the nuns are fiercely begging private donors for charity. “The sisters set me along the path,” said Renee. “I forgot nuns ever existed, but they turned out to be people, very helpful people.”

Much of the Roman Catholic laity has registered outrage that the church would make a show of investigating nuns when it should be focused on the priesthood’s pedophilia scandal. Working in hospitals, slums, schools and prisons, nuns serve as a powerful antidote to the church’s tattered reputation. In seeking dialogue with their Vatican critics, the nuns’ leaders stressed that they wish to only “speak the truth as we understand it about our lives.”

Overseers investigating the state of the American sisterhood might want to check out the lives of the nuns and parolees at Providence House.


China to tighten its grip on internet

By Saibal Dasgupta, Times of India, Dec 27, 2012

Chinese censors are finalizing plans to enhance control over the internet.

A new set of rules will make it mandatory for users to register for subscribing to mobile or fixed line internet connections with their real names and government identity cards.

This is part of the government's calls "for more responsible use of the internet" due to increasing anonymous online chatter critical of official policies and their implementation.

Sources said greater controls are being implemented to protect officials from increasing online activism against corruption and misuse of power.

The new rules once enforced will enable the government to monitor people visiting different websites and determine why certain sites, particularly foreign ones, are popular.

Communist party's mouthpiece People's Daily referred to the move in a front page commentary.

"The law should escort the development of the internet to protect people's interest," it said. "Only that way can our internet be healthier, more cultured and safer."

The real name registration was introduced last year for microblogging sites to curb what officials described as "rumours and vulgarity". Weibo, the Chinese microblogging site, had become an extremely popular social networking site after Facebook, Twitter and YouTube were banned in China.




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